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Bench Fine

By Glimbrain
Created: 2023-09-29 15:17:05
Updated: 2023-10-22 07:58:15
Expiry: Never
anonlyrasafe/flutterrape/bon bon

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    Synopsis: Anon just wants to sit on his goddamn bench.
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    >You are Anon, currently in Ponyville Park.
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    >Relaxing on a bench, the sun is shining, the skies are clear.
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    >It's a truly wonderful day.
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    >Nothing could ruin—you notice Lyra trotting up to you.
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    >She gives you her trademark grin.
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    >"Hey Anon!"
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    "Hey Lyra, wonderful weather we're having."
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    >"Yeah."
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    >A bit of time passes.
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    >"So."
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    >A bit more time passes.
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    >"You're sitting on my bench."
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    "Oh, well there's enough room for two."
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    >You scooch over to give her some room.
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    >She continues to just stare at you.
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    >"That's my bench."
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    "…Alright. If it bothers you that much, I'll find somewhere else to sit."
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    >"You have to pay the bench fine."
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    "The what?"
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    >"The bench fine, for sitting on my bench without asking."
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    >You want to call her out on her bullshit, but you don't actually know how Equestrian laws work.
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    >Twilight gave you a few books to read on the subject but you ain't got time for that nerd shit.
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    >In hindsight, you should've figured this'd eventually bite you on the ass.
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    >…You might as well get this settled now. God knows these kinds of things will always get worse if you leave it.
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    "Alright, fine. What do I owe you?"
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    >"100 bits."
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    >One hundred fucking—
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    "Lyra I don't have that kind of—"
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    >"—O-or, or you could give me a kiss."
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    >So that's her game, huh.
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    "…Fine, come on up."
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    >Letting out a giddy squeak, she immediately hops up to the spot beside you on the bench.
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    >Turning to face you, she closes her eyes, and puckers her lips in an exaggerated manner, eagerly anticipating your next action.
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    >You lean in…
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    >And give her a quick, chaste peck on the cheek.
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    "There, fine paid."
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    >Slowly, she opens her eyes, disappointment clear on her features.
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    >She stares past you for a few moments, before speaking up again.
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    >"Y-you're still sitting on my bench."
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    "So?"
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    >"That's a repeat offence."
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    >Leaning into your side, she continues.
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    >"300 bits. Or…"
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    >She begins to trail a hoof up your leg, across your thigh, towards your—
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    "NOPE!"
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    >Quickly throwing her minty body off your person, you make to sprint out of the park.
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    >"W-wait! The fine! Y-you have to pay the—BON BON GET HIM!"
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    >A blood-curdling battle cry catches your attention as a cream-coloured mare launches herself out of a nearby tree, attempting to hit you with an elbow drop.
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    >It barely misses you.
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    "Holy FUCK."
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    >Redoubling your efforts, you absolutely bolt it back to your house, not looking back.
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    >As soon as you make it back home you barricade your front door, just to be safe.
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    >Taking a moment to catch your breath, you make a resolution to yourself.
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    >You are never sitting on a bench ever again.
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    >Fucking Lyra.
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    >Fucking BENCHES.

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