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The Pie Bloodline

By Glimbrain
Created: 2023-11-01 19:39:48
Updated: 2023-11-01 19:47:23
Expiry: Never
anonpinkie piesafe/flutterrape/marble piepie familylimestone pie

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    Synopsis: The Pie bloodline must survive.
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  3. 3.
    >"You have to fuck my sister, Nonny."
  4. 4.
    >Pinkie has Marble Pie's rear end aimed at you; she's holding her like a bazooka.
  5. 5.
    >Marble looks over her shoulder at you; the poor thing looks terrified.
  6. 6.
    >You stand in the middle of Ponyville Town Square; ponies walk by without giving the three of you a second glance, ready to write this situation off as just another one of Pinkie's antics.
  7. 7.
    >You're not willing to approach this state of affairs with the same amount of leniency, however.
  8. 8.
    "Pinkie, why are you trying to shove your sister's ass in my face?"
  9. 9.
    >The pink mare sets her sibling down, tilting her head at you in confusion.
  10. 10.
    >"Huh? Don't you remember the Pinkie Promise you made?"
  11. 11.
    "I don't recall making any promise involving your sister's cheeks."
  12. 12.
    >Pinkie frowns at you.
  13. 13.
    >"Come on, Nonny, it's the Pinkie Promise you made when you said you'd continue the Pie bloodline in return for that gazebo I lent you! I'm cashing that promise in!"
  14. 14.
    >Oh, the gazebo thing, right—wait—
  15. 15.
    "Wait—what? I thought you said that you wanted me to help you continue the Paiblud line of cakes! They were delicious!"
  16. 16.
    >"Nope! Now you gotta fuck my sister, Nonny!"
  17. 17.
    "This is a setup! I demand a do-over—"
  18. 18.
    >A sudden chill runs down your spine.
  19. 19.
    >"You're not planning on breaking a Pinkie Promise, are you, Anon?"
  20. 20.
    >Pinkie is enveloped in a menacing aura, and esoteric symbols start to float around her.
  21. 21.
    >"Because if you are…"
  22. 22.
    >She slowly ascends into the air. Her eyes glow with an ominous light; the veil thins.
  23. 23.
    >You can faintly hear the theme of the Pillar Men in the background, and it's getting louder.
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    "N-no! Of course not! Wouldn't dream of it, Pinkie!"
  25. 25.
    >Reality returns to what it was.
  26. 26.
    >"Good."
  27. 27.
    "But—but just hold on a minute, Pinkie."
  28. 28.
    >She squints her eyes at you.
  29. 29.
    >"Yes?"
  30. 30.
    "W-well, the Pinkie Promise is just to continue the bloodline, right? So I…I could continue it with any one of you, yeah?"
  31. 31.
    >"Well, I guess so, but…"
  32. 32.
    "So what about Maud?"
  33. 33.
    >"Uh, Nonny? She's got a boyfriend, don't you remember?"
  34. 34.
    "I try not to, to be honest."
  35. 35.
    >"Maud's not gonna cheat on her boyfriend. Once you get with a Pie mare, she stays with you forever! Not even death will do you part!"
  36. 36.
    >She grabs Marble Pie, who has slowly been shuffling away from the both of you (she managed to move a whole inch) and pushes her towards you.
  37. 37.
    >"Fooooreeeeveeeer!"
  38. 38.
    "Aha…great."
  39. 39.
    >So that also counts her hot mom out, damn.
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    "What about you, Pinkie?"
  42. 42.
    >Pinkie laughs.
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    >"I mean, you're a great human and all, Nonny, but you're not really my type."
  44. 44.
    "And yet you don't care about who *my type* is."
  45. 45.
    >"What do you mean? I thought you'd like Marble. Don't you like shy mares?"
  46. 46.
    "I have no clue why you would think that."
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    >Actually, you have a pretty good inkling, but you might as well hear it from the horse's mouth.
  48. 48.
    >"Because you hang out with Fluttershy all the time!"
  49. 49.
    >You shudder at the mention of The Quiet One.
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    "And *she* is exactly why I don't want to settle down with a shy mare. Fluttershy is insane, Pinkie. You've only seen a fraction of the shit I've seen her pull."
  51. 51.
    >"Aw, come on, Nonny! She's not…that…"
  52. 52.
    >Pinkie scrunches her snout slightly.
  53. 53.
    >"…Well, anyway! Marble isn't like that! She wouldn't molest a fly! Not even if it was a delicious fly that shoots out candy when you pleasure it! Mmmm, candy fly…"
  54. 54.
    >She starts drooling.
  55. 55.
    >You shake your head.
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    "Mares like her are off their rocker. Beneath that quiet facade, a terrible, lustful darkness lurks within. If I never see a shy mare again, it'll be too soon.
  57. 57.
    >You see Marble's ears droop.
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    "Ah…no offence, Marble."
  59. 59.
    >"Mmm…"
  60. 60.
    >You turn back to Pinkie, who has snapped out of her theoretical-bug-induced stupor.
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    "What about Octavia?"
  62. 62.
    >Pinkie starts sweating.
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    >"W-what? What do you mean by that, Nonny-non Nons? Octavia isn't a Pie pony, ahah—hah!"
  64. 64.
    >"Did somepony call for me?"
  65. 65.
    >Octavia walks onto the scene with a curious expression.
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    "Hey, quick question, Tavi. Pinkie's got me wrapped up in one of her promises and I was just wondering—you're part of the Pie family, right?"
  67. 67.
    >"Well—"
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    >"You shouldn't be here! You should be back at Canterlot! LET ME HELP YOU!"
  69. 69.
    >Pinkie suddenly lunges at Octavia, tackling her to the ground.
  70. 70.
    >Lifting her up by her hindlegs, Pinkie performs a giant swing, launching a screaming Octavia all the way to Canterlot.
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    >"Nobody can know about you and the Pies! NOBODY! YOU HEAR ME!?"
  72. 72.
    >Pinkie's abrupt act of aggression shakes you to your core.
  73. 73.
    >It shakes you so much that you can't even bring yourself to correct her on the fact that she used "nobody" instead of "nopony."
  74. 74.
    >You look on in concern as the grey speck in the distance crashes into one of the ivory spires, leaving a crater that's visible even from where you're standing in Ponyville.
  75. 75.
    >…She's probably fine, she's a Pi—actually, best not continue that line of thought.
  76. 76.
    >Looking at Pinkie, you see that her mane is frazzled and she's hyperventilating, and she continues to do so for a straight minute.
  77. 77.
    >Once her minute is up, her mane miraculously poofs back into a pristine state and she shifts back into her usual chipper demeanour as she turns to face you two.
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    >"Okay! Back to business, Nonny! Pie bloodline! You, Marble—hanky panky!"
  80. 80.
    >She performs some kind of lewd gesture where she repeatedly jabs the frog of her left hoof with the wall of her right.
  81. 81.
    >You look at Marble and she appears to shrink even further into herself; you feel kind of bad that Pinkie's forced her to be a part of this.
  82. 82.
    >Well, there's only one option left here.
  83. 83.
    "What about…"
  84. 84.
    >"Nonny."
  85. 85.
    >Pinkie takes on an unusually fearful tone as she shoots you a pleading look.
  86. 86.
    >"Don't."
  87. 87.
    "But I—"
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    >"It's not worth it, Nonny! It's not worth it!"
  89. 89.
    >For a moment, you consider her wise words of warning, but then you look back at Marble, who is shaking with *some* sort of emotion.
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    >Does she even want this? Actually, you're not really sure; she *could* be super wet right now, but you don't want to take that risk.
  91. 91.
    >You may be an Anonymous shitposter, but you like to consider yourself a morally upstanding guy, all things considered.
  92. 92.
    >This is /flutterrape/, not /rapemarble/.
  93. 93.
    >So you steel your nerves as you utter the words that will undoubtedly change your life forever.
  94. 94.
    "What about Limestone."
  95. 95.
    >Pinkie's eyes widen and the air around you becomes still.
  96. 96.
    >She promptly drops down onto her belly, positioning one of her ears right next to the ground.
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    "Pinkie…?"
  98. 98.
    >You note that the ambient chatter that surrounded your trio has stopped; looking around, you can't see any other ponies wandering the streets of Ponyville, which is strange considering it's the middle of the day.
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    >"Sis, we need to leave. Now."
  100. 100.
    >"M-mhmm…"
  101. 101.
    >You turn to look back at the duo and they've already disappeared.
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    >In fact, everypony's disappeared.
  103. 103.
    >The stalls have been cleared, the doors are locked, and ambience is deathly quiet.
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    "Where did everybody go? Bingo?"
  105. 105.
    >You feel a light tremoring beneath your feet—an earthquake?
  106. 106.
    >There's a rumbling noise coming in from the distance.
  107. 107.
    >It's coming from the south-west.
  108. 108.
    >You head over in that direction, not a single pony to be seen along the way.
  109. 109.
    >Standing at the south-western edge of Ponyville, you find yourself a good vantage point to survey the horizon, trying your best not to lose your footing to the increasing magnitude of the tremors.
  110. 110.
    >There in the distance, you see it: an enormous, mobile dust cloud far away, but it's getting closer fast—very fast.
  111. 111.
    >A stampede is coming.
  112. 112.
    >You pull out your trusty set of binoculars to get a closer look.
  113. 113.
    >…That's not a stampede.
  114. 114.
    >The veritable speeding sandstorm is all the result of just one earth pony—a grey mare with a grey mane.
  115. 115.
    >You zoom in further.
  116. 116.
    >There are hearts in her eyes.
  117. 117.
    >You lower your binoculars.
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    "Mother of God…"
  119. 119.
    >Fear roots you in place.
  120. 120.
    >But you know there's no point in running, regardless.
  121. 121.
    >She can't be outran; she can't be overpowered; she can't be reasoned with.
  122. 122.
    >All that's left is to accept your fate.
  123. 123.
    >Because pretty soon you're gonna be—
  124. 124.
    >Fucking Limestone Pie.

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