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Celest Vult!

By woggs123
Created: 2024-03-16 16:32:51
Updated: 2024-08-28 23:45:55
Expiry: Never
sweetie bellecelestia/kinder/kinderquestriakinder

  1. 1.
    >Be Celestia
  2. 2.
    >Your senas-
  3. 3.
    >Your sinnes-
  4. 4.
    >Your pony that handles stuff is out
  5. 5.
    >"Luckily" Rarararararara was staying in that fancy broom closet and insisted her sister help repay you
  6. 6.
    >It started out surprisingly good
  7. 7.
    >Somehow, Swibbles can make authentic old world eggs
  8. 8.
    >Baked Crystal Empire!
  9. 9.
    >Hot Juice!
  10. 10.
    >Croutons!
  11. 11.
    >Even the mythical Pure Sugar Cube- a secret lost with the Foreclosure of Paradise Estate, yet this mini marshmallow does it by accident!?
  12. 12.
    >That filler doesn't just cook cakes, she CRAFTS. CUISINE.
  13. 13.
    >Her sister has no idea the kind of haute cuisine she's been turning down- and you plan to keep it that way
  14. 14.
    >You might be looking at your future personal chef, if only you could lure her away from her suitors
  15. 15.
    >The appled one will be easy, but what pony can resist the allure of the rare Chicken Pegasoid?
  16. 16.
    >Even you, in your weaker moments, have been tempted to dredge up some old, old laws.
  17. 17.
    >Luna is the only one who understands, and she understands too well- how many times have you had to cover for her bringing that Pipsqueak home?
  18. 18.
    >A mare her age and a colt his age jumping on the bed! Scandalous! Yet.....
  19. 19.
    >No, get your mind back in the present
  20. 20.
    "Sweetie Belle, go make me one of your famous burnt juices, please."
  21. 21.
    >She looks at you in a way you've seen billions of times before
  22. 22.
    >No, something's different- you don't like that glaze in her eyes
  23. 23.
    >"CELEST VULT!"
  24. 24.
    >You don't parse her leaving, because you're losing your shit right now
  25. 25.
    >That phrase takes you back
  26. 26.
    >Eons ago, when your people were but animals among animals
  27. 27.
    >Fearing the knife, the beast, the witch, the wars
  28. 28.
    >OH the endless wars
  29. 29.
    >The desperate odysseys to find safe land
  30. 30.
    >All the close calls, barely stopped by a good Samare-itan
  31. 31.
    >How much darker the world seemed, when the rainbow bridge dimmed for the last time
  32. 32.
    >Everything after- the blood, the death, the erasure of languages and cultures and entire species
  33. 33.
    >To rebuild and watch over a new world was your duty
  34. 34.
    >To be the only adult mare amongst children, your punishment
  35. 35.
    >Of course the only competent chef in the world would also use those words
  36. 36.
    >YOU might deserve this, but you won't let the old world poison the new
  37. 37.
    >You'll need to get Mister 47 on this, ASAP- And dredge up that old robot, you can't risk Rarity going rarinanners over a simple, ahem, cleanup
  38. 38.
     
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  40. 40.
    >Be Swibble
  41. 41.
    >Be having the best day ever
  42. 42.
    >Princess Celestia likes your cooking
  43. 43.
    >You want to impress her with your Pony Latin
  44. 44.
    "CELEST VULT!"
  45. 45.
    >It means "The Sun wills it" so it's totally appropriate to say when she asks for juice
  46. 46.
    >She's so happy she doesn't even know what to say
  47. 47.
    >Better go, that juice won't burn itself

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