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Anonfilly's Friendship Balloon [8]

By FajitasAnon
Created: 2020-12-18 00:44:27
Expiry: Never
anonfilly

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    >A cool autumn day in Equestria
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    >Be the Great and Powerful Anonymous
  3. 3.
    >You are not giving this cloak and hat back
  4. 4.
    >Not even if she asks nicely
  5. 5.
    >It's always nice watching the leaves start to fall in this time before the Running of the Leaves
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    >It's quiet, peaceful
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    >And some days, that's the way you like it
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    >Even if that sun is DIRECTLY IN YOUR HATEPATH
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    "FUCK YOU, YOU SHINING SACK OF SHIT!"
  10. 10.
    >Somehow, this makes the late morning better
  11. 11.
    >Your calm, collected, and reasonable discussion with Celestia's ward is interrupted by childish giggling
  12. 12.
    >Ah shit, they're up to something
  13. 13.
    >Following the sounds, you end up walking around your cozy house
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    >To find Nonny and Green sitting next to a bound and gagged Starlight Glimmer
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    >...this had better not be exactly what you think it is.
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  17. 17.
    >Be a perfectly normal human analysis experiment gone wrong
  18. 18.
    >Better known as Nonny the unicorn
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    >You have a perfectly good explanation for why Commiehorse is bound and gagged
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    "Hey, Anon. Nice to uh... see you here?"
  21. 21.
    >Damn you tiny horse body, you're supposed to hide the nervousness
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    >"Nonny. Green. Why is Starlight in ropes?"
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    "Anon, there's a perfectly good explanation."
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    >"That explanation better not involve three tickets on an air-balloon ride."
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    "It may or may not, depending on what you consider an air balloon, a ride, and a ticket."
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    >He knows. Fuck.
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    >You subtly use your perfectly precise magic to take the tickets Green's hiding under her wing, then gently push her in front of Anon
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    >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
  29. 29.
    >As she goes flying at Mach 2 into him, you start to book it
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    >This plan was planned, dammit, for like a whole hour!
  31. 31.
    >It's not gonna fail now!
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    >Be a mess of feathers and mild pain, currently known as Green
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    >You're regretting not being allowed to choose a better name
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    >And also regretting following Nonny's plan
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    >"Green. What the fuck is going on?"
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    >Anon groans in pain, and sits up after you were launched at him like a intercontinental ballistic fillymissile
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    "I uh... blame Nonny?"
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    >"You would, wouldn't you. Starlight, game's over, you can stop with the ropes."
  40. 40.
    >What
  41. 41.
    >Starlight teleports out of the ropes you so carefully tied to make sure that she couldn't
  42. 42.
    >WHAT
  43. 43.
    >"You really didn't have to play their game."
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    >"Well, those two little fillies said they wanted to take me for a hot air balloon ride, and it sounded like fun. They insisted the ropes would make it more fun, but..."
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    "How did you? What did you? Huh?"
  46. 46.
    >"Green. I thought you'd remember by now. What do unicorns have?"
  47. 47.
    >Anon points at Starlight's horn, like it's the most obvious thing in the world
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    [spoiler]>Mostly because it totally is you fucking tard.[/spoiler]
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    >"Starlight, could you be a dear and find Nonny for me? She and Green here have just a bit of explaining and apologizing to do."
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    >Starlight sighs, and teleports away.
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    >Anon whispers in your ear
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    >"You forgot the magical binding, and to prep the hot air balloon beforehand. That, and she's not a dirty commie anymore. You two can have some salmon later, but I gotta save face here."
  53. 53.
    >Right. He's you. Of course he's secretly on board.
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  55. 55.
    >Be Nonny again, master of minds
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    >And realize that you're somehow lost in Ponyville
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    >This place is so small! How did you manage this!?
  58. 58.
    >Shut up, we're small too now
  59. 59.
    >Fair point
  60. 60.
    >But the plan is still going! You have three tickets, a bound Pony Russian, and-
  61. 61.
    >You forgot to get SeizeTheMeansOfProduction-light
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    >fuck
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    >And you sacrificed Green already
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    >Fuck!
  65. 65.
    >And a there's flash of blue in front of you, causing your concentration to drop
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    >FUCK
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    "Hey Starlight..."
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    >She only looks mildly amused as you are teleported back to your house
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    >You might have to take up Twiggle's lessons again for that trick
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    >In front of you is... Anon holding Green by her scruff
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    >"Nonny."
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    >Yup, that's your... his I'm-tired-of-your-shit tone
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    >"Mind explaining to our REFORMED communist friend here what exactly what you were doing?"
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    >"Anon, what's a communist?" Stalinlight asks
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    >"Don't worry about it, Star."
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    >You realize there's no real escape route here
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    >...might as well skip to the apology.
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    >"Starlight, I'm sorry for trying to trick you into a wonderful hot air balloon ride."
  79. 79.
    >"Anon, how is a hot air balloon ride bad?"
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    >"Nonny, continue."
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    >Fuck, that almost worked.
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    "...and for planning to throw you out of that balloon for being part of the Red Menace."
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    >"I'm sorry too! I mean, I didn't really plan this, but I'm sorry!"
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    >Dammit Green, you're such a coward
  85. 85.
    >Should've just taken the fall like I planned you to!
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    >"Nonny, stop glaring at Glimmer. Now, Glimmy, any idea on how to give these two a proper punishment?"
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    >He wouldn't, he didn't
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    >"Well, I think that friendship is better than a punishment. I forgive you."
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    >So easily? You smell a trap.
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    >"Especially considering it wouldn't've worked anyway. I'm a unicorn too, you know."
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    "Huh? But... hng. Right, you can teleport. How do you even do that?!"
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    >Your cries of frustration are halted by Maolight's own idea
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    >"Oh! I could teach you! That way we'll be better friends, and you'll think more next time before trying to throw a non-pegasus out of a balloon!"
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    >"That's a wonderful idea, Glimglam. Still at the castle these days?"
  95. 95.
    >"Yup!"
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    >"I'll send her over... tomorrow morning work for you?"
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    >"It's perfect. I still have some things to do today, so I'll see you later Anon! You too, Green, Nonny."
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    >As she poofs away, you scream internally. This was not how this was supposed to go
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    >This is the opposite of how this was supposed to go
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    >And now you have to LEARN MAGIC FROM HER
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    >At least you still have those tickets, there's room for a next ti-
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    >DAMMIT YOU DROPPED THE TICKETS WHEN STARLIGHT APPEARED
  103. 103.
    >You resign to sulking for the rest of the day
  104. 104.
    >Such is life being the little green filly.

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