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Mane 6 and Whorse

By Noonpone
Created: 2024-10-22 02:50:42
Expiry: Never
comedy

  1. >be mane 6
  2. >all have a crush on anon.
  3. >try to get his attention by presenting yourself to him every chance you get
  4. >doesn't seem to notice and instead spends all his time and bits doting on a pony he found in a cardboard box
  5. >fucking whorse
  6.  
  7. >be Twilight Sparkle
  8. >send spike off to the crystal empire on an "important mission"
  9. >have the whole library to yourself.
  10. >find anon and tell him that you have room in your bed tonight.
  11. "That's great twilight! Afternoon Delight would totally love to sleep indoors!"
  12. >now your sleeping next to that dirty whorse
  13. >and your horny
  14. >fucking humans can't take a hint.
  15.  
  16. >be Rarity and Fluttershy
  17. >invite anon to the spa with you so you can show him a good time.
  18. >he said yes!
  19. >later that day he shows up to the spa with that whorse.
  20. >have to pay for her to get a full spa treatment
  21. >never get to be alone with anon
  22. >fucking whorse.
  23.  
  24. >be Rainbow Dash
  25. >see anon watering some plants with a hose
  26. >fly down to him
  27. >"anon ride me."
  28. "Oh I don't think that would work dash, I'm like twice as big as you."
  29. >"no anon I want you to mount me."
  30. "I told you that won't work rainbow, I'd probably crush you if I did."
  31. >"no anon! I'm I'm heat!"
  32. >he sprays you with the water hose
  33. "Feel better?"
  34. >Oh Celestia humans are thick you'll have to just tell him.
  35. "Oh shoot look at the time, I promised Afternoon Delight I'd take her out brunch. Hey finish watering my plants for me rainbow? And if you get hot again you can use the hose to cool off."
  36. >anon runs off before you can say anything
  37. >Celestia fucking dammit!
  38.  
  39. >be Applejack
  40. >Afternoon Delight comes up to you and asks you to tell anon to stop bothering you.
  41. >it was cute at first, and she really loved the spa day, but he's been taking her out so much she's losing longtime customers.
  42. >go to anon and tell him
  43. >he thinks you're lying and just don't want him around a whorse
  44. >Afternoon Delight refuses to talk to him
  45. >now anon thinks you said something to her to make her stay away
  46. >he refuses to talk with you anymore
  47. >fucking whorse
  48.  
  49. >be pinkie pie
  50. >bouncing through the park enjoying the weather
  51. >see anon sitting on a bench sad
  52. >ask him what's wrong
  53. >he tells you Afternoon Delight refuses to talk with him anymore.
  54. >now is your chance!
  55. >"Hey anon want to have sex?"
  56. "Yeah, I could use some sex right now."
  57. >take him back to your place
  58. >screw all night
  59. >best sex of your life
  60. >came 10 times
  61. >fucking anon

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