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>be mane 6
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>all have a crush on anon.
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>try to get his attention by presenting yourself to him every chance you get
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>doesn't seem to notice and instead spends all his time and bits doting on a pony he found in a cardboard box
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>fucking whorse
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>be Twilight Sparkle
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>send spike off to the crystal empire on an "important mission"
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>have the whole library to yourself.
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>find anon and tell him that you have room in your bed tonight.
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"That's great twilight! Afternoon Delight would totally love to sleep indoors!"
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>now your sleeping next to that dirty whorse
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>and your horny
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>fucking humans can't take a hint.
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15.
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>be Rarity and Fluttershy
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>invite anon to the spa with you so you can show him a good time.
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>he said yes!
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>later that day he shows up to the spa with that whorse.
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>have to pay for her to get a full spa treatment
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>never get to be alone with anon
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>fucking whorse.
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>be Rainbow Dash
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25.
>see anon watering some plants with a hose
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>fly down to him
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>"anon ride me."
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"Oh I don't think that would work dash, I'm like twice as big as you."
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>"no anon I want you to mount me."
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"I told you that won't work rainbow, I'd probably crush you if I did."
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>"no anon! I'm I'm heat!"
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>he sprays you with the water hose
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"Feel better?"
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>Oh Celestia humans are thick you'll have to just tell him.
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"Oh shoot look at the time, I promised Afternoon Delight I'd take her out brunch. Hey finish watering my plants for me rainbow? And if you get hot again you can use the hose to cool off."
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>anon runs off before you can say anything
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>Celestia fucking dammit!
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>be Applejack
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40.
>Afternoon Delight comes up to you and asks you to tell anon to stop bothering you.
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>it was cute at first, and she really loved the spa day, but he's been taking her out so much she's losing longtime customers.
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>go to anon and tell him
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43.
>he thinks you're lying and just don't want him around a whorse
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>Afternoon Delight refuses to talk to him
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>now anon thinks you said something to her to make her stay away
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>he refuses to talk with you anymore
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>fucking whorse
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48.
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>be pinkie pie
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>bouncing through the park enjoying the weather
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>see anon sitting on a bench sad
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>ask him what's wrong
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>he tells you Afternoon Delight refuses to talk with him anymore.
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>now is your chance!
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>"Hey anon want to have sex?"
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"Yeah, I could use some sex right now."
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>take him back to your place
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>screw all night
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>best sex of your life
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>came 10 times
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>fucking anon
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