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What if Anon married Twilight?

By BtMess
Created: 2021-01-31 16:30:30
Expiry: Never

  1. Original paste date: Apr 7th, 2016
  2. Green inspired by the very title question
  3.  
  4. >You are Anon
  5. >And you just lost the game
  6. >You never asked for this
  7. >But a certain purple pony princess did
  8. >And just like all the other times you couldn't say no
  9. >And now you're married to Twilight Sparkle
  10. >Goodbye little shack I used to call home, hello castle of friendship™
  11. >Goodbye odd jobs for bits, hello governmental financial support
  12. >Goodbye freedom, hello darkness my old frien-
  13. >"Don't you dare do it anon!"
  14. "Gah Pinkie! Where did you come from?"
  15. >"That doesn't matter, drop that thing right now mister!"
  16. >You were holding a scroll
  17. >The scroll that ended your old life and was going to start this new one
  18. >The one that said you were now married
  19. >You've no idea how long you've been standing there just looking at it in the throne room
  20. >And you really weren't planning to do anything to it
  21. >Well, maybe you had been thinking about tearing it apart and fleeing afterwards
  22. >But then again Twily cuteness would break your heart once for all
  23. >Still maybe you could run far away enough before-
  24. >"ANON!" - the pink pony shouts, leaping and tackling you to the ground
  25. >"Gimme this!"
  26. "What the fuck are you doing?"
  27. >Pinkie only grunts a response while she bites down on the scroll
  28. >You hold the scroll for your dear life, you're never sure what goes in this crazy pony's mind
  29. >You start trying to struggle to get away from under her
  30. >But she manages to pin you down and goes back to trying to take the paper from you
  31. >Suddently you see the doors behind Pinkie open and none other than Twilight herself coming inside
  32. >"Good morning Anon, today is a special day so I called...Pinkie! How did you get here so fast? You were just with me in the kitchen"
  33. >Undeciphrable words come from the pink pony as she s still trying to take the scroll from you
  34. >"You know if you wanted to congratulate Anon you could have asked me, no need to rub the scroll aro-"
  35. >While Twilight has Pinkie's attention you decide its a good time to try and get the scroll once and for all
  36. >Too bad Pinkie Pie thought the same
  37. >Riip
  38. >Silence fills the room as the ripping sound echoes across it
  39. >"Pinkie PIE!!"
  40. >She mad
  41. >"Twilight I can expla-"
  42. >Before she can finish she is turned to stone by an angry god
  43. >"Thanks, but no thanks!"
  44. >She then levitates the statue from the top of you and places her onto the friendship table
  45. >"I simply ask for your help to make the best breakfast possible for MY Anon and you come in, harass him and TRY TO RUIN MY MARRIAGE SO YOU CAN TAKE HIM FOR YOURSELF?"
  46. "Twilight I think-"
  47. >"SILENCE! I M NOT DONE YET"
  48. >You've never seen Twilight this angry before
  49. >She also turned one of her best friends into a statue
  50. >You could say she was trying to rape you and be free from whatever Twilight will do to you after
  51. >Again she turned one of her best friends to stone, you simply cannot imagine what she will have for you later
  52. >"-and that s why for now own you're staying as a statue right there for as long MY Anon lives"
  53. >Fuck you missed her monologue
  54. >Those are always entertaining to listen to
  55. >Unless you re on the receiving end
  56. >You notice you're still on the ground and quickly get on your feet, just in time for Twilight to turn around
  57. >The look on her face is not one of those that brought you to the place you are today with her gosh darned diabeetus
  58. >No, this look is so filled with rage and you can't help but freeze in place
  59. >The smile she s carrying along doesn't help to ease you up as Pinkie's statue creeps eerily from behind her as if it was looking directly into your soul
  60. >"Well now that that's done, let's go eat breakfast shall we Anon?"
  61. >Unsure what to do your brain decides its a good time to blackout
  62. >But Twilight quickly grabs you with her magic before you can hit the ground
  63. >"Aww this must've been a traumatizing experience but don't worry, momma Twilight will not let anything happen to her Anon"
  64. >"Nothing!" - Twilight says while leaving the room, levitating the now unconscious Anon with her
  65. >Just as Twilight closes the door a pink pone can be seen coming out from behind the chair with ballon marks
  66. >"Well this can't be good"
  67. >Is the only thing heard before the screen fades to black
  68. >To be continued...
  69.  
  70. The End

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