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[MMP] Anon in big equestria

By BtMess
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-01-31 19:51:52
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  1. Original paste date: Feb 18th, 2017
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  3. (I really have no idea what to name this...)
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  6. >You woke up early again
  7. >Soon there will be too much snow for you to do anything without assistance
  8. >So you ate your breakfast and quickly went for your morning run
  9. >You're Anonymous, and Equestria has been hell
  10. >Not because of the weather or the challenge it is to survive here
  11. >Well partially the second, but mostly because of the sheer size of everything
  12. >When a certain purple pony found you, you were terrified
  13. >You heard her taking notes and saying that you were half hoof tall compared to ponies 10 hooves average and some other gibberish
  14. >Aparently she was doing some kind of science on you for some reason
  15. >The happy pony then decided to talk directly with you, standing just inches away with a grin that covered your whole vision
  16. >You didn't hear much more as you passed out
  17. >When you woke up, luckily, your conversation was minimal
  18. >Out of nowhere she decided to give you a dollhouse that barely got up to her knees
  19. >Not sure where you'd live without that, so it was a start
  20. >Afterwards, when you were feeling better, she sent you on your way
  21. >Which is to say, she threw you and your new home off the window
  22. >Well, she actually carefully placed everything right after her doorstep, somehow levitating it all through the window
  23. >At least you didn't call her a horse
  24. >Apparently ponies take offense to that, as you learned from a cream coloured pony with blue and pink hair
  25. >Soon after being kicked with your new home you went inside to check it out
  26. >Didn't take long before your ground shook, this new pony sitting down right beside the window
  27. >Somehow she decided to sit in the perfect place, blocking any sun from coming through it
  28. >Like the reasonable human you are, you went to ask her to leave in the most polite way you know
  29. >Which meant that you went outside right next to her and shouted:
  30. "Hey, take this full moon away from my window you filthy horse!"
  31. >And then you punched her rear for good measure
  32. >Though you're not sure if it had any effect, since almost your entire arm sunk inside the soft wall
  33. >You also learned to respect them a lot more that day, her hoof crashing down from the sky right behind you, making you scream and hug the closest thing to you
  34. >Which was her plot you had just punched
  35. >"What did you just call me?"
  36. >Scared of her hoof and already dropping all your spaghetti reserves you felt compelled to reply
  37. "F-filthy?
  38. >"Not that, afterwards"
  39. >Her massive hoof was slowly dragging its way towards you, leaving you with nowhere to run
  40. >You couldn't take your eyes away from it either, as the gargantuan limb made its way to you
  41. "H-horse, it was horse"
  42. "Yes, that" - she said, pinning you to her soft cush and slightly grinding you there - "Don't call us that"
  43. >She rubbed you in a way that you think she may've been actually trying to pet you, but still...
  44. >"We're ponies, you're lucky I'm in a good mood today and that you're cute, but please don't call us horses again, okay?"
  45. >With that she let go of you and stood up
  46. >You were frozen as her massive legs walked right over you, one of her back legs staying low enough to give you a final petting
  47. >But before going completely past, she stopped again
  48. >"Oh and one more thing, don't touch a mare's cutie mark like that, you may send her wrong signals of what you want"
  49. >With that her massive tail hairs swished your way
  50. >With no way of dodging that you just decided to handle it like a fly would, probably just about to be swept in the same way
  51. >You were surprised when the strands carefully brushed your body as if she was teasing you
  52. >That day you stayed inside, not leaving once
  53. >After thinking about your life choices, you settled on never calling them horses ever again
  54. >There had been a slight increasing problem of you staring at their backsides though
  55. >But either the ponies didn't mind or they simply didn't care
  56. >They already walked around naked anyway
  57.  
  58. >But...where were you again?
  59. >Right, why Equestria was hell to you
  60. >The sheer size of everything meant that you could barely do anything yourself
  61. >You cant lie that often you got into situations that made it all worth it though
  62. >Like when a temporary neighbor of yours, Roseluck, knocked on your door asking if you had some salt to share
  63. >First of all, you didn't saw many places that sold salt since you got here
  64. >Secondly, why would you ever have enough salt to share with a pony as big as she is
  65. >You could even sleep comfortably inside the ‘small’ cup she was asking for if you wanted!
  66. >They are such silly ponies
  67. >Also most of the time your temporary neighbors were the ones to supply your dollhouse with everything too
  68. >Heck, as it is you may as well be the town's pet right now
  69. >But you valued your independence, so you've been working out daily to achieve it
  70. >Like, now you can even wake a pony up, all by yourself
  71. >Well, more like make them acknowledge your existence, before blowing you away while half-asleep
  72. >Still, your next step will be a big one
  73. >You want to survive winter and the metric tons of snow that it will bring
  74. >All by yourself
  75. >No need to be brought to a random pony house and wait for it to be over
  76. >You can do it, you can feel it
  77. >But all your hopes and dreams come crashing down when you see a blue figure flying at insane speeds in your direction
  78. >Before you can do anything, all her four hooves have already landed around you
  79. >And since you were right in the middle of them you took the full force of the shockwave, sending you airborne for a while before tumbling back down
  80. “Dammit Dash, stop using me as landing practice”
  81. >”Cmon Anon, help me here, I gotta train my accuracy with something, the smaller the best, you know that”
  82. >”Also is that a way to greet your best training buddy?”
  83. >You knew she wanted to help, after seeing how much you were working out
  84. >But it's not like you could do any of the feats she asked for
  85. >It started with trying to move her by tugging her tail
  86. >Then it moved to lifting one of her hooves while she was laying down
  87. >That ended with your current sleeping pony experiment at least
  88. >In the end you decided to massage her flanks after she got bored and went for her nap
  89. >You worked on your strength while appreciating this pony’s back
  90. >It's just so impossibly big you can't even
  91. >Well, it was actually kinda fit compared to other mares but still, more than enough meat for you
  92. >”Dash to Anon, anyone there?”
  93. >Before you knew, she was already laying down in front of you, hooves ready to boop at a moments notice
  94. >And then you got booped with a force of a thousand suns and exploded!
  95. >At least you wish sometimes, it was just the regular friendly boop that often broke your nose
  96. >You were fine this time though, even if having to endure some pain
  97. “So you thought of anything new we should try today?”
  98. >”Aww yea! So hear me out, I was thinking, you cant lift my foreleg right? But how about lifting my head?”
  99. “Huh?”
  100. >”You know, my head, it's smaller and probably lighter for you to try”
  101. “Eh sure, I still don't think I can do it thou”
  102. >"Doesn't hurt to try right"
  103. >Dash then lowered her face to the ground, her huge eyes following your every movement
  104. >You now knew that ponies wouldn't eat you, out of all the experiments that Twilight did and what you gathered straight from them
  105. >But you still couldn't help but move to her cheek instead of going straight on
  106. >”Ugh cmon Anon, how many times must we tell you that we re not going to eat you?”
  107. “Not enough times, that's how much”
  108. >”Just...just do it from my chin, will you? I wanna watch and help if something comes to mind”
  109. >Yea sure, just like all the other times she fell asleep
  110. >Still, you obliged and moved to the front of her muzzle
  111. >Right when you arrived, her tongue shot out and licked you head to toe
  112. >You stood there, unmoving, not knowing what to do
  113. >”Whoa Anon dude... you're like, so salty”
  114. “R-Rainbow...Fuck you dude, you said you wouldn't eat me!”
  115. >”And? I didn't eat you, it was just a lick, HAH you should see your face”
  116. >You just kept your angry face, still not knowing what to do about the situation
  117. >”Chillax Anon, it's a compliment really, you taste pretty nice”
  118. >Aand she was biting her lower lip now...great
  119. “This is not really encouraging you know”
  120. >”Best I can do, sorry. Hey how about another lick?”
  121. “What? Fuck no, I m not a lolli-“
  122. >You get cut out as Dash tongue envelops you in a much throughout lick
  123. >Considering the light change you think you may ve been pulled inside her mouth once or twice
  124. >After a while she finally lets go of you with a content sigh
  125. >Her cheeks and ear tips are a deep crimson color as if she was drunk
  126. >You just lay in the ground, thinking on what you could ve done to deserve this
  127. >Maybe the plot massages?
  128. >Definetly the plot massages
  129. >”Hey...Anon......where are you staying this winter?”
  130. “Home, why?” – you really can't find the strength to make full sentences anymore
  131. >”Great, let's go then”
  132. >She then picked you in her mouth and flew to her home, sucking every once in a while
  133. >And it has been like that every winter since then
  134. >Dash, giving Anon whatever he needed for winter
  135. >And Anon, giving Rainbow Dash her daily dose of salt
  136. >Thankfully Twilight noticed Rainbow Dash’s odd behavior when close to Anon
  137. >So she prohibited her to ever get close to him again, since she was addicted to his taste
  138. >It didn't help when Twilight did it too out of curiosity
  139. >But in the end, Rainbow still had dibs every winter
  140. The End

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