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                                            The photo

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                                            >"A-are you sure we should do this Twilight?"

                                            "Positive Cadie, Anon will have no other choice but to comply to us mares"

                                            >"Twilight, I know you're dead set on herding with Anon" - Celestia said - "But I don't think he wants to herd with us"

                                            "Why do you think so? He s definitely falling for it! Anytime now and he'll-"

                                            >"TWILIGHT SPARKLE"

                                            >Twilight froze, Luna always knew her way with words

                                            >Well, more like knew her way to scare others with them but still...

                                            >"Do you think we're fools? He said clear as day that he didn't want to make a herd, much less with royalty"

                                            >Twilight felt a pain in her heart upon remembering that day

                                            "No! A-anon was drunk, he wouldn't have said that if he was sober!"

                                            >"Twilight, Luna is right" - Cadance interjected - "he probably didn't say that when sober before to not hurt your feelings"

                                            "You're lying, you're all lying!"

                                            >Twilight then took the photo, before rushing off the room crying

                                            >"Twilight wait-"

                                            >"Let her go sister" - Celestia said, interrupting Luna - "let her learn the hard way"

                                            >Luna was visibly worked out, but relented after a while of silence

                                            >It was not after some minutes went by that Cadance decided to break the ice

                                            >"Soo... we're going to stay glued here or...what?"


                                            Pony fan

                                            >You see this pony on your bed at 3 am. What you do?

                                            >>Ask her how she got here and if there's a way back there.


                                            >"Back? Why would I want to go back?"

                                            >"I finally made it to Earth! Not only that but to the best background human's house!"

                                            >"Oh, I'm so excited to finally have made it, I can't wait to check all those bright boxes with magical imagery-"

                                            >"I...said that second part out loud, didn't I? Hehe, oops? Aww please, please please don't hate me Anon! I-It was kek's wish for us to be together!"


                                            Liqueur Filly

                                            "Give me my booze or this filly gets it, this is not a joke!"

                                            https://twibooru.org/1182314


                                            >We do not agree with terrorists

                                            >I don't even know her, you moron!

                                            >Oh…okay. ONE shot though, that's it. Alright? Whisky isn't good for growing fillies.

                                            >Here's the bottle.


                                            >One sip

                                            >Finally after so long she'd be able to taste it again

                                            >She was so happy she didn't notice herself pronking around with joy

                                            >Didn't take long before Anonfilly finally managed to get off her high horse with the sight of the prized bottle

                                            >She had lost count of how long it had been since she last tasted this sweet sweet liquid

                                            >But should it be just a sip?

                                            >As the human lowered to give her some of it she grabbed the bottle and bolted off

                                            >The commotion it caused warned the other Anons in the room

                                            >Some quickly joined in the chase to take to bottle from her

                                            >Others just kicked back and laughed at the foolishness of the fag for trusting a filly

                                            >It didn't take long before she saw herself cornered into a wall

                                            >Curling into a ball she hugged the bottle with all fours and started to cry

                                            "You don't know how hard it is, please, please leave me be"

                                            >At that a purple flash shone in the room with the following sound of teleportation

                                            >The filly was met with Twilight's back, with her facing the Anons in a defensive position

                                            >Seeing that there was no apparent danger she got up, but kept looking around

                                            >"Anon, are you alright? I felt your crying.."

                                            "Felt my crying? What the fuck are you on about?" - she said while clearing her tears away

                                            >"It's a long story, don't worry, I'll take you away from here and-"

                                            >Twilight finally turned back to see Anonfilly still hugging her "prize"

                                            >"Anon.."

                                            "They were the ones who gave it to me! I'm innocent!"

                                            >"I don't believe that, why did you…ugh" - she said before turning around again

                                            >"Sorry everypon- everyone, I'll be more careful with her next time so she doesn't go around stealing beer from you gentle…man? Yes, gentleman, now if you may, we'll be going now"

                                            >Behind Twilight everyone could see Anonfilly shaking her head, looking even more scared than she had been moments ago

                                            >Seeing that it was no use, she tightened her grip on the bottle before quietly saying:

                                            "Save m-"

                                            >Before she finished the phrase, purple light sparkled in the room and both ponies were gone

                                            >Silence reigned for a bit, while Anons tried to comprehend what just happened

                                            >Only sound that could be heard was of a bottle being teleported back and hitting the floor