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Extra short shorts

By BtMess
Created: 31st January 2021 08:04:06 PM
Modified: 9th June 2021 09:09:34 PM
Multiple characters Anon Short

  1. The photo
  2.  
  3. >"A-are you sure we should do this Twilight?"
  4. "Positive Cadie, Anon will have no other choice but to comply to us mares"
  5. >"Twilight, I know you're dead set on herding with Anon" - Celestia said - "But I don't think he wants to herd with us"
  6. "Why do you think so? He s definitely falling for it! Anytime now and he'll-"
  7. >"TWILIGHT SPARKLE"
  8. >Twilight froze, Luna always knew her way with words
  9. >Well, more like knew her way to scare others with them but still...
  10. >"Do you think we're fools? He said clear as day that he didn't want to make a herd, much less with royalty"
  11. >Twilight felt a pain in her heart upon remembering that day
  12. "No! A-anon was drunk, he wouldn't have said that if he was sober!"
  13. >"Twilight, Luna is right" - Cadance interjected - "he probably didn't say that when sober before to not hurt your feelings"
  14. "You're lying, you're all lying!"
  15. >Twilight then took the photo, before rushing off the room crying
  16. >"Twilight wait-"
  17. >"Let her go sister" - Celestia said, interrupting Luna - "let her learn the hard way"
  18. >Luna was visibly worked out, but relented after a while of silence
  19. >It was not after some minutes went by that Cadance decided to break the ice
  20. >"Soo... we're going to stay glued here or...what?"
  21.  
  22. Pony fan
  23. >You see this pony on your bed at 3 am. What you do?
  24. >>Ask her how she got here and if there's a way back there.
  25.  
  26. >"Back? Why would I want to go back?"
  27. >"I finally made it to Earth! Not only that but to the best background human's house!"
  28. >"Oh, I'm so excited to finally have made it, I can't wait to check all those bright boxes with magical imagery-"
  29. >"I...said that second part out loud, didn't I? Hehe, oops? Aww please, please please don't hate me Anon! I-It was kek's wish for us to be together!"
  30.  
  31. Liqueur Filly
  32. "Give me my booze or this filly gets it, this is not a joke!"
  33.  
  34. >We do not agree with terrorists
  35. >I don't even know her, you moron!
  36. >Oh…okay. ONE shot though, that's it. Alright? Whisky isn't good for growing fillies.
  37. >Here's the bottle.
  38.  
  39. >One sip
  40. >Finally after so long she'd be able to taste it again
  41. >She was so happy she didn't notice herself pronking around with joy
  42. >Didn't take long before Anonfilly finally managed to get off her high horse with the sight of the prized bottle
  43. >She had lost count of how long it had been since she last tasted this sweet sweet liquid
  44. >But should it be just a sip?
  45. >As the human lowered to give her some of it she grabbed the bottle and bolted off
  46. >The commotion it caused warned the other Anons in the room
  47. >Some quickly joined in the chase to take to bottle from her
  48. >Others just kicked back and laughed at the foolishness of the fag for trusting a filly
  49. >It didn't take long before she saw herself cornered into a wall
  50. >Curling into a ball she hugged the bottle with all fours and started to cry
  51. "You don't know how hard it is, please, please leave me be"
  52. >At that a purple flash shone in the room with the following sound of teleportation
  53. >The filly was met with Twilight's back, with her facing the Anons in a defensive position
  54. >Seeing that there was no apparent danger she got up, but kept looking around
  55. >"Anon, are you alright? I felt your crying.."
  56. "Felt my crying? What the fuck are you on about?" - she said while clearing her tears away
  57. >"It's a long story, don't worry, I'll take you away from here and-"
  58. >Twilight finally turned back to see Anonfilly still hugging her "prize"
  59. >"Anon.."
  60. "They were the ones who gave it to me! I'm innocent!"
  61. >"I don't believe that, why did you…ugh" - she said before turning around again
  62. >"Sorry everypon- everyone, I'll be more careful with her next time so she doesn't go around stealing beer from you gentle…man? Yes, gentleman, now if you may, we'll be going now"
  63. >Behind Twilight everyone could see Anonfilly shaking her head, looking even more scared than she had been moments ago
  64. >Seeing that it was no use, she tightened her grip on the bottle before quietly saying:
  65. "Save m-"
  66. >Before she finished the phrase, purple light sparkled in the room and both ponies were gone
  67. >Silence reigned for a bit, while Anons tried to comprehend what just happened
  68. >Only sound that could be heard was of a bottle being teleported back and hitting the floor

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