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Extra short shorts

By BtMess
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-06-09 21:09:34
Expiry: Never

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    The photo
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  4. 4.
    >"A-are you sure we should do this Twilight?"
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    "Positive Cadie, Anon will have no other choice but to comply to us mares"
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    >"Twilight, I know you're dead set on herding with Anon" - Celestia said - "But I don't think he wants to herd with us"
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    "Why do you think so? He s definitely falling for it! Anytime now and he'll-"
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    >"TWILIGHT SPARKLE"
  9. 9.
    >Twilight froze, Luna always knew her way with words
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    >Well, more like knew her way to scare others with them but still...
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    >"Do you think we're fools? He said clear as day that he didn't want to make a herd, much less with royalty"
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    >Twilight felt a pain in her heart upon remembering that day
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    "No! A-anon was drunk, he wouldn't have said that if he was sober!"
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    >"Twilight, Luna is right" - Cadance interjected - "he probably didn't say that when sober before to not hurt your feelings"
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    "You're lying, you're all lying!"
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    >Twilight then took the photo, before rushing off the room crying
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    >"Twilight wait-"
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    >"Let her go sister" - Celestia said, interrupting Luna - "let her learn the hard way"
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    >Luna was visibly worked out, but relented after a while of silence
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    >It was not after some minutes went by that Cadance decided to break the ice
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    >"Soo... we're going to stay glued here or...what?"
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    Pony fan
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    >You see this pony on your bed at 3 am. What you do?
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    >>Ask her how she got here and if there's a way back there.
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    >"Back? Why would I want to go back?"
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    >"I finally made it to Earth! Not only that but to the best background human's house!"
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    >"Oh, I'm so excited to finally have made it, I can't wait to check all those bright boxes with magical imagery-"
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    >"I...said that second part out loud, didn't I? Hehe, oops? Aww please, please please don't hate me Anon! I-It was kek's wish for us to be together!"
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    Liqueur Filly
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    "Give me my booze or this filly gets it, this is not a joke!"
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    >We do not agree with terrorists
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    >I don't even know her, you moron!
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    >Oh…okay. ONE shot though, that's it. Alright? Whisky isn't good for growing fillies.
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    >Here's the bottle.
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    >One sip
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    >Finally after so long she'd be able to taste it again
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    >She was so happy she didn't notice herself pronking around with joy
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    >Didn't take long before Anonfilly finally managed to get off her high horse with the sight of the prized bottle
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    >She had lost count of how long it had been since she last tasted this sweet sweet liquid
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    >But should it be just a sip?
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    >As the human lowered to give her some of it she grabbed the bottle and bolted off
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    >The commotion it caused warned the other Anons in the room
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    >Some quickly joined in the chase to take to bottle from her
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    >Others just kicked back and laughed at the foolishness of the fag for trusting a filly
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    >It didn't take long before she saw herself cornered into a wall
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    >Curling into a ball she hugged the bottle with all fours and started to cry
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    "You don't know how hard it is, please, please leave me be"
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    >At that a purple flash shone in the room with the following sound of teleportation
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    >The filly was met with Twilight's back, with her facing the Anons in a defensive position
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    >Seeing that there was no apparent danger she got up, but kept looking around
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    >"Anon, are you alright? I felt your crying.."
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    "Felt my crying? What the fuck are you on about?" - she said while clearing her tears away
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    >"It's a long story, don't worry, I'll take you away from here and-"
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    >Twilight finally turned back to see Anonfilly still hugging her "prize"
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    >"Anon.."
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    "They were the ones who gave it to me! I'm innocent!"
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    >"I don't believe that, why did you…ugh" - she said before turning around again
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    >"Sorry everypon- everyone, I'll be more careful with her next time so she doesn't go around stealing beer from you gentle…man? Yes, gentleman, now if you may, we'll be going now"
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    >Behind Twilight everyone could see Anonfilly shaking her head, looking even more scared than she had been moments ago
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    >Seeing that it was no use, she tightened her grip on the bottle before quietly saying:
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    "Save m-"
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    >Before she finished the phrase, purple light sparkled in the room and both ponies were gone
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    >Silence reigned for a bit, while Anons tried to comprehend what just happened
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    >Only sound that could be heard was of a bottle being teleported back and hitting the floor

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