[Anonfilly] Pinkie's takeover


                                            Original paste date: Jun 4th, 2018


                                            >Let me tell you a story

                                            >Not any story, but the story of an excited earth pony

                                            >This earth pony was a beautiful mare, bringer of the thicc, defender of-

                                            "Yeah, yeah, I know, just introduce me already"

                                            >Fuck you ponk, I'll introduce you whenever I want

                                            "But then how long will it take for them to know of the other THICC filly on the other side of the road?"

                                            >…right

                                            >There was also Anon, who got turned into a filly because of-

                                            "They already know that. Do you know where you are?"

                                            >Fuck you, do you want to tell the history yourself?

                                            "Well, since you asked so nicely~"

                                            >No wai-

                                            >*Writefag was kicked from server*

                                            >There, now I have this all for myself

                                            >*I, aka Pinkie, rub my hooves*

                                            >Soo, where were we?

                                            >Oh right, I decided to go outside and saw Anonfilly walking behind Twilight

                                            >She was looking soo sad, I just had to cheer her up

                                            >I waited a bit so Twilight would round the corner, knowing that Anon would take a while to catch up

                                            >It was then that I decided to strike

                                            >Jumping higher than a house, I aimed myself to land right on top of her

                                            "Anooonn!!"

                                            >"Wha-"

                                            >She had turned around, just like planned

                                            >But before she could do anything I landed on top of her and pinned her under my weight

                                            >Thankfully she was surprised enough for me to pin her forehooves under mine

                                            >Shaking her head she looked up to me with that sweet smile of hers

                                            >"What the fuck are you doing?"

                                            >Okay it wasn't a smile, it was more of her signature frowny face

                                            >It was so cute it may as well be a smile though, don't judge me

                                            >Anyway I decided to acknowledge the elephant in the room and go right in

                                            "Why, you were looking so down I just knew I had to cheer you up, and who's better than momma Pinkie for that~?"

                                            >"Fuck off, I don't need your help. Let me go"

                                            >Her trashing, trying to free her front hooves, only made this hotter

                                            >I leaned down and touched my muzzle on hers before speaking softly

                                            "Say, why don't we take this inside?"

                                            >*Writefag connected to the server*

                                            >>Fuck you Pinkie, give me my green back!

                                            "Nope"

                                            >*Writefag was banned from the server*

                                            >…

                                            >"Uhh…did you just answer your own question?"

                                            "Oh, right, the history, well…uhh…"

                                            >"What the fuck are you on, you pink sperg?"

                                            "Sorry I forgot what this history was about, want a cupcake?"

                                            >Quickly you took a cupcake from inside your hair with your hair curl

                                            >It's not like you hadn't held stuff with it, Anon didn't even seem surprised

                                            >"Sure, I guess, can't say no to free food"

                                            >You waited a bit for the question you were sure she would make eventually

                                            >"Uhh can you release me?"

                                            "Nope"

                                            >And then you proceeded to stuff the cupcake inside Anons mouth

                                            >As always, giving 3 taps and pushes with your hair, to make sure it got all inside at once

                                            "There, don't you feel happy already~?"

                                            >"Anon!"

                                            >You were so focused on the filly under you, you didn't even see Twilight coming back, no doubt searching for her filly

                                            "Oh hi Twilight! Looking for this filly here?"

                                            >You lifted yourself out of the coughing and trembling filly that was looking a bit blue-ish

                                            >"Pinkie! What did you do to her?"

                                            "I didn't do anything, I just saw her following you all frowny and sad"

                                            "So I gave her a cupcake, she looks much better now doesn't she?"

                                            >"Better? Her face is blue! She, she's asphyxiating!"

                                            "Oh, that answers that"

                                            >Twilight started running to try and help, but you acted quicker

                                            >Employing all your earth pony strength to give Anon a kick to the stomach

                                            >The paper wrap then flew just high enough from her mouth for you to land a kick on it afterwards, sending it flying into a nearby bin

                                            "There, she should be fine now, if you need anything you know who to call~"

                                            >You said to the filly, before crushing her into a Pinkie™ hug and then pronking away

                                            "Nothing like another satisfied customer"

                                            >*Not Writefag joined the server*

                                            >Alright, not banning me this time, I went and bought a pro account just for this, take that Pinkie Pie!

                                            "Ohh, really?"

                                            >Yep, now back to the green…

                                            "Oh you silly, the green is already over"

                                            >What?

                                            "Yap, Twilight just left with Anon right there"

                                            >Both of you looked at Twilight turning the corner and Anonfilly close by, not being able to see any of their faces

                                            >Ugh, fuck me

                                            "Only when (You) become the filly you silly~"