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[Anonfilly] Pinkie's takeover

By BtMess
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-01-31 20:12:35
Expiry: Never
pinkie pieanonfilly

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    Original paste date: Jun 4th, 2018
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    >Let me tell you a story
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    >Not any story, but the story of an excited earth pony
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    >This earth pony was a beautiful mare, bringer of the thicc, defender of-
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    "Yeah, yeah, I know, just introduce me already"
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    >Fuck you ponk, I'll introduce you whenever I want
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    "But then how long will it take for them to know of the other THICC filly on the other side of the road?"
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    >…right
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    >There was also Anon, who got turned into a filly because of-
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    "They already know that. Do you know where you are?"
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    >Fuck you, do you want to tell the history yourself?
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    "Well, since you asked so nicely~"
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    >No wai-
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    >*Writefag was kicked from server*
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    >There, now I have this all for myself
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    >*I, aka Pinkie, rub my hooves*
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    >Soo, where were we?
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    >Oh right, I decided to go outside and saw Anonfilly walking behind Twilight
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    >She was looking soo sad, I just had to cheer her up
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    >I waited a bit so Twilight would round the corner, knowing that Anon would take a while to catch up
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    >It was then that I decided to strike
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    >Jumping higher than a house, I aimed myself to land right on top of her
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    "Anooonn!!"
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    >"Wha-"
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    >She had turned around, just like planned
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    >But before she could do anything I landed on top of her and pinned her under my weight
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    >Thankfully she was surprised enough for me to pin her forehooves under mine
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    >Shaking her head she looked up to me with that sweet smile of hers
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    >"What the fuck are you doing?"
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    >Okay it wasn't a smile, it was more of her signature frowny face
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    >It was so cute it may as well be a smile though, don't judge me
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    >Anyway I decided to acknowledge the elephant in the room and go right in
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    "Why, you were looking so down I just knew I had to cheer you up, and who's better than momma Pinkie for that~?"
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    >"Fuck off, I don't need your help. Let me go"
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    >Her trashing, trying to free her front hooves, only made this hotter
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    >I leaned down and touched my muzzle on hers before speaking softly
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    "Say, why don't we take this inside?"
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    >*Writefag connected to the server*
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    >>Fuck you Pinkie, give me my green back!
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    "Nope"
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    >*Writefag was banned from the server*
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    >…
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    >"Uhh…did you just answer your own question?"
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    "Oh, right, the history, well…uhh…"
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    >"What the fuck are you on, you pink sperg?"
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    "Sorry I forgot what this history was about, want a cupcake?"
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    >Quickly you took a cupcake from inside your hair with your hair curl
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    >It's not like you hadn't held stuff with it, Anon didn't even seem surprised
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    >"Sure, I guess, can't say no to free food"
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    >You waited a bit for the question you were sure she would make eventually
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    >"Uhh can you release me?"
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    "Nope"
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    >And then you proceeded to stuff the cupcake inside Anons mouth
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    >As always, giving 3 taps and pushes with your hair, to make sure it got all inside at once
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    "There, don't you feel happy already~?"
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    >"Anon!"
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    >You were so focused on the filly under you, you didn't even see Twilight coming back, no doubt searching for her filly
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    "Oh hi Twilight! Looking for this filly here?"
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    >You lifted yourself out of the coughing and trembling filly that was looking a bit blue-ish
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    >"Pinkie! What did you do to her?"
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    "I didn't do anything, I just saw her following you all frowny and sad"
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    "So I gave her a cupcake, she looks much better now doesn't she?"
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    >"Better? Her face is blue! She, she's asphyxiating!"
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    "Oh, that answers that"
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    >Twilight started running to try and help, but you acted quicker
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    >Employing all your earth pony strength to give Anon a kick to the stomach
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    >The paper wrap then flew just high enough from her mouth for you to land a kick on it afterwards, sending it flying into a nearby bin
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    "There, she should be fine now, if you need anything you know who to call~"
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    >You said to the filly, before crushing her into a Pinkie™ hug and then pronking away
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    "Nothing like another satisfied customer"
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    >*Not Writefag joined the server*
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    >Alright, not banning me this time, I went and bought a pro account just for this, take that Pinkie Pie!
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    "Ohh, really?"
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    >Yep, now back to the green…
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    "Oh you silly, the green is already over"
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    >What?
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    "Yap, Twilight just left with Anon right there"
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    >Both of you looked at Twilight turning the corner and Anonfilly close by, not being able to see any of their faces
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    >Ugh, fuck me
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    "Only when (You) become the filly you silly~"

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