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>Day Poopoocaca In Equine Town
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>You get the drill, Butterrapist, Fetishes, questions, answers
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>Fluttershy's knocking at your door again
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>You open it
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>She's standing there, as she does
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>No weapons or potions this time, thankfully
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>"Are hooves your fetish?" She asks, raising one of hers up
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>Wait a sec
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>Did...
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>Did she guess it right this time?
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>Shit she totally did
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>But you cant let her know that!
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>Plus, you dont want to fuck horses, you just find yourself infatuated with their hooves!
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"No. They aren't." You say, hoping to crush any hints of regret in your voice
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>"Are you sure?" She presses on
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>"You can touch my frog if you want" she winks at you while presenting one to you
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>This cant be happening
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>You dont want to fuck a horse! Let alone one that's borderline ruined your life!
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>Wait, how would it feel?
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>Soft yet rough?
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>Sturdy and smooth?
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>How would they taste?
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>Stop!
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>You might actually let her win if you continue down this path.
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"N-no i'm g-good. " your voice is shaky
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>Her head hangs low
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>"What a shame, i'd let you do whatever you'd want to them, but if that isnt your fetish, then oh well"
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>Fuckfuckfuckfuck
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"LEAVE ME ALONE"
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>You slam the door on her
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>Thank God she didnt see your erection
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>...Or did she?
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>Fucking fluttershy
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>After butterhorse left, you couldnt help but think about her hooves
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>They looked so...
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>Tantalizing
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>No
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>You cant think like that
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>You'll let her win
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>But you dont want to have sex with her, you just want to do everything possible with her hooves
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>No no she'll push it and next thing you know you're sliding into some horsepussy
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"I dont care. I have to find out, just this once." You say out loud, thinking hard
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>Think anon think
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>How could you get her in a situation to use her hooves without her being able to pressure you into rape?
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>Think
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>What does she like?
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>Think
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>You? She likes you a lot
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>Think
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>Maybe you could 'trade services' with her?
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>Dinner date for some hoof action!
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>Except, she doesnt know that she's trading
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>Thanks to some convinient sleeping potions!
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>Devilish anon! Genius!
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>Operation TouchHoof is a-go
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>You leave your house, with the intention of gathering your supplies for an unforgettable late-nite luncheon
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>You walk to Fluttershy's house
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>You have an undeniable pep in your step
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>today's the day you feel some hooves
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>Sweet, sweet hooves
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>You wonder if they taste sweet
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>Would they be bitter?
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>Doesnt matter, you're already at her house
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>You knock
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>No answer
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>You knock again
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>You hear things falling over with an "Oh my" and an "Oh no" here and there
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>She finally opens the door
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>She slowly looks up from your crotch to your head
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>she's sputtering and gasping
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>"A-a-a-non! Y-you're here. Oh why i'm so happy I could scream." She lets out a soft, quiet, airy war cry.
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>She's cute, but you're not here for her cuteness
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>It's dem hooves
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>Sweet, sweet hooves.
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"Yeah. It's me" you say
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>"Yay." She looks on in awe
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"And I wanted to know if you'd want to go to dinner with me."
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>"Oh my! I'd be honored to. Can I pick where we go?" She asks with a bit of reluctance
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>I think we both have the same idea, she just has connections
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"Absolutely not"
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>Her smile falters a bit
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"I dont want you to feel as if you have to hold back on what you want to eat tonight. I want both of us to have a good time" you wink at her
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>"O-Oh... ok." she looks away and blushes
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"Cool, how about tonight? It's still pretty early, so i think that's a good amount of time for both of us to get ready."
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>She nods
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"Alright. I'll come for you later on. Hope you're ready for a good time." You smirk
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>"Y-you too" she sputters
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"Cya later, Flutterbutt"
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>"L-love you Anon" she whispers
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>And you leave, hoping to get some potent sleeping potion from a certain black friend
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>Traversing the everfree forest is actually pretty easy
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>Easier than traversing your home when flutters is around, actually
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>You find her hut pretty quickly
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>Zecora, you think they call her
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>You knock on her door
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"What's up homie?"
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>"The pleasure of hosting you is mine. Now what brings you to my hut this time?" She questions
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"You remember Fluttershy, obviously?"
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>"Yes. But her and I are not that close. We only know each other faintly at most."
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"Yeah? Good. I need a date rape potion"
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>"Zigga you crazy!" She gasps
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"I didnt ask for your opinion. You got one or not?"
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>"I-I have potions that match your request, but I better be paid like one of the best!"
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"Yeah yeah i'll give you what I got on me right now for a date rape potion."
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>"Master of deals you are not, but i'll accept your offer with no extra thought"
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>She hands you a vial
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>"Just one drop is enough for an hour, two or more could make your night end up sour"
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"Yeah, yeah here's your bits you zig"
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>You toss her a pretty pouch full of cash
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>"Thank you, cloppa"
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>The fuck did she just call me?
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>Whatever. Time to get ready for the big night.
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>Home sweet home
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>It's going to be especially sweet when you drug fluttershy and take her hooves for yourself
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>You wear your fancy suit
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>And wait for the sun to go down a bit
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>Plotting
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>Scheming
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>Wait did you actually just sit and think about fluttershy's hooves for 5 hours until the sun was setting
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>Are you autistic?
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>No matter, it is time
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>You make your way to fluttershy's house
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>Knock on her door
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>Fluttershy opens her door
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>She has a green dress on
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>It really compliments her [spoiler]Hooves[/spoiler]
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"You're lookin nice tonight."
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>She blushes
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>"Y-you too anon"
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"Well then. Shall we?"
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>You offer your hand to her
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>She hooves it
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>unf
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>And you start walking with her to your destination
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>You made sure to pick out a fancy restaurant
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>You've been in it like once or twice, but because you're always busy stopping fluttershy, you hardly have time to eat out
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>You're pretty sure she's never been there before
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>You look down at her
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>She gives you a joyful smile
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>"Thank you Anon"
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"No problem, Flutterhooves"
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>"I should be thanking you" you think to yourself
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>Tonight's coming up Anon
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>After walking a bit
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>You arrive at your destination
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>A cozy looking little restaurant with gold plating where normal metal would be
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>Not a single stray nail in sight
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>A glorious work of architecure in ponyville
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>Almost as glorious as your date's hooves
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>You open the door for her and she walks inside
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>"Oh my. What a gentleman." She says on her way inside
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>You talk to the mare at the front desk and she walks you to your table
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>You and fluttershy sit in front of each other
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>After a few awkward glances at eachother, your waitress comes
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>"What would you like to drink, sir?" The mare asks
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"A water for me"
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>"And you, madam?"
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>Fluttershy hooves her chin, unf
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>"Hmm... a water and a black tea, extra lemons, please. Um, could I just have the Sugar and the Teabag please? I prefer doing it myself."
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>The Waitress nods, winking at fluttershy
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>Odd...
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>"I'll be right back with your drinks" the Waitress says, then she walks off
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"So... how are things?"
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>"They're ok" she puts both of her hooves to her chin and rests her pony elbows(?) on the table, staring longingly at you
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>"How about you?"
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"They're alright i guess."
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>You better hurry this up before you crack
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>After a while, the waitress comes with your drinks
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>2 large cups of water and a small teacup with water on a small plate, a small tin of sugar, some lemons, and an unopened teabag nestled on the plate next to a small spoon
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>You grab your water before fluttershy does anything fishy
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>She grabs her drinks and begins making her tea
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"You like your tea cold?"
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>"Well, I dont mind it. I usually drink it hot early in the morning and before bed if i have a tummyache"
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"Oh"
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>You drink your water
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>She continues making her tea, stirring it (somehow), and tasting it every now and then to ensure that it's made to her liking
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>"Hm." She emotes
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"What's up?"
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>"Does this taste funny to you?"
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>Is she trying something already? You havent even ordered food yet
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>No that can't be possible
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>It'd be very suspicious to just have you pass out in public
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>You bite
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>You move the cup toward you
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>Siiiiip
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>Holy shit it's good
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>Amazing, even
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"This... this is the best tea i've ever had"
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>Fluttershy smiles
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>"Thanks. It's my own blend"
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>You move the cup back to her side of the table
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"What is it?"
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>"Black Tea, some lemon, sugar, and a special ingredient"
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>that last one makes you shiver
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>Did you really fall for her tricks this fast?
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"What's that last ingredient?"
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>"Oh Anon, it's a secret. It'd be emberassing to share it so soon"
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"But what is it?"
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>"Anon i'm not sure if-"
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"What. Is. It."
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>She blushes and she pouts
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>"I-it's love! I make everything with love, it tastes much better that way." She turns away
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"Wait really?"
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>"Mhm"
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>Huh, so it wasnt a trick
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>Well shit
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>Now you REALLY gotta speed this up
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"Well uh. It tastes good"
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>"Thank you" she smiles
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"No problem"
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>Then a deafening silence
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>After what felt like hours, the waitress arrives once more
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>"What will you be having for dinner tonight sir?" She asks
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"Uh i'll have the Spaghetti with Oat Balls"
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>You're pretty sure meat is like illegal here
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>"And for you, ma'm?"
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>"I'll have the same thing." Fluttershy beams
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>The Waitress all of a sudden becomes an entrepreneur "You know, we have a special Spaghetti platter, made special for couples. 1 bowl for 2 people, plus it's cheaper than buying 2 individual plates."
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>Was this Fluttershy's plan?
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"Uh no thank-"
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>Fluttershy practically screams "YES!"
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>After realizing she shouted, she returns with a soft "... Please?"
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"Wait no I dont-"
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>"One Spaghetti and Oat Balls Platter For 2 coming right up." The Waitress walks away before you can stop her, and you dont want to make a scene
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>This is definitely Fluttershy's doing
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"What the hell was that?"
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>"What do you mean?" Fluttershy asks
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"You know what i mean. I dont want to share spaghetti with you"
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>"Oh but isnt it romantic? So intimate and warm and..." she practically starts drooling
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"You could've had your own warm and intimate plate of Spaghetti"
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>"I didnt want you to spend too much, this place is expensive after all"
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>She says that as if she's been here before
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>Unless...
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>Shit
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>She definitely knows some people here
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>They're probably drugging my side of the spaghetti as we speak
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>Or my refills of water
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>shitshitshit
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>After worrying about the possible inevitable
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>Your platter arrives
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>It looks good, it just sucks that you're gonna be sharing it with Fluttershy
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>"Enjoy!" The waitress winks at fluttershy again before walking away
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>Should you eat this?
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>It'd be dumb to drug a spaghetti platter for 2
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>Whatever
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"Looks good, huh?"
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>"Y-yeah." She eyes the big plate
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>You grab a fork
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"Lets get this over with"
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>You swirl the spaghetti around your fork and eat a forkfull of pasta
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>Delicious
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>Ponies know how to make some good food
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>Fluttershy looks at you while you ravage the plate of italian cuisine
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>She looks infatuated, perplexed even
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"You gonna eat some?"
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>She snaps out of it
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>"Oh! Um yes." She says as she grabs a fork and digs in too
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>The pony gets skettie sauce all over her coat
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>Thats gonna stain
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>You two savagely attack the plate
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>That is, until a stray noodle tugs on your fork
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"Oh hey fluttershy I think you got a noodle-"
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>You look up at the mare
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>She has that stray noodle in her mouth, and she's giving you bedroom eyes
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>So this was the trick
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"Nevermind i got it"
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>You bite the noodles hanging on the fork, effectively slicing them in two
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>Fluttershy sadly slurps up the noodle that had stopped your fork before
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>This continues until you two are done with the plate
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>Now it's time for desert
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>And drinks
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>It's all gone as planned so far
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>And i'm sure fluttershy is thinking the same thing, so you make sure you wont drink anything you order until she drinks her drink
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>The Waitress comes by again
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>"Any deserts, drinks, ma'm?"
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>Fluttershy thinks "Hm... one Appletini for me, One Appletini for my lovely date, EXTRA apple in both please" she winks
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>"Yes ma'm" the Waitress winks back
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"Hey wait i dont wanna gay drink could i-"
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>The waitress ignores you and walks away
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>shitshitshitshit
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"Hey fluttershy"
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>She leans in
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"What the FUCK does 'extra apple' mean?"
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>She grins "You'll see anon. It's like my tea, but even better"
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"Huh. I guess."
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>You non schalantly take out the vial Zecora gave you
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>The container has nothing that could give its contents away too much, thankfully
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"Hey Fluts"
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>She raises her brow "Yes?"
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"When you get yours, could you put a drop of this in there?"
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>You point at the vial
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>"Oooh what is it?"
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"Just some fruit flavoring thing. I wanted to test it out myself to see if it was any good, but after i had your tea, i knew a pony of refined taste like yours should try it first"
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>"Oh. That makes sense."
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>You cant believe she actually fell for it
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>You laugh to yourself for a bit, then remember Zecora's warning
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"Just one drop please. The cashier at the store said it can be really strong."
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>"Oh ok. I can't wait!" She says with a quiet optimism
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>Now to just sit back and wait for the drinks to come in
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>Your Waitress arrives after a short silence
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>She's really on top of her game today it seems
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>"2 appletinis, one with extra apple" she says as she puts the glasses down in front of you and Fluttershy
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>Not drinking this shit
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"Thanks"
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>"No problem" she walks away
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>Dont they normally ask you if you want anything else?
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>Hmm...
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>Whatever
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>You nudge the bottle closer to fluttershy
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"Try it out"
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>"Ok..." Fluttershy says as she opens the vial
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"One drop, ok?"
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>"Yes one drop"
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>She plops one small dot into her appletini
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>It's blue, oddly enough
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>Makes sense, you think
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"Drink up!"
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>"Alright. Before I drink it though, i just want to say something"
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>You visibly and audibly scoff
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>She looks at you with her emberassed smile
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>Shit
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"Go ahead"
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>"I... I just wanted to say thanks Anon. Nopony's ever given me a chance like this before. It's made me so happy I-I could just scream!" She lets out another soft, airy war cry
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>Cute
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>Sheesh now you feel kinda bad for her
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>But dem hooves
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"Ok"
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>She smiles warmly at you
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>"To a great night!" She says
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"To that"
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>You click your glasses together
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>You wait for her to drink hers first
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>Just as planned
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>She downs it all in one go
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>"Oh my. That was amazing Anon. Could I try more?"
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>Shit
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"Um... No?"
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>"Oh... ok" she lowers her head
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"Well i mean it's just so good I-I dont want you to get a stomach ache or anything haha"
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>Nailed it
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>"Oh Anon. How nice" she blushes
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"Yep that's me haha. Say, how about we go back to my place?"
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>You make sure to wink at her when you say 'my place'
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>Her eyes light up
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>"I would love that Anon! But... Aren't you going to drink your Appletini?" She points it out
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>Shit shit shit shit
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"Um... yeah, but I was just gonna drink it on the way out"
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>"Oh. Ok" she grins
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>The Waitress comes back
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>"Here's your check Sir Nonymous and Mada'm Shy"
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>Extra hmm
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"Thank you"
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>Holy FUCK that's expensive
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>You hope that this roofied appletini is the greatest tasting thing since Fluttershy's tea
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>You drop a sack full of bits on the table, and leave a generous amount on the table as a tip for the waitress
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>They take tips here right?
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>Whatever
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>All you're thinking about is hooves
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"How you feeling, Fluts?"
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>"I-i'm good, a little tired though..." she says
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>Good
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>You slam your Appletini in one swig
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>Fluttershy is absolutely glowing at the sight of you
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>Yep. Drugged for sure
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>Shit
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>Better hurry up and try to outlast her at home
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>After a brisk walk on edge, you make it home
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>Fluttershy, still a bit sleepy, absolutely shines when she enters your home
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>"It's lovely..." she says
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"I guess. Hey, wanna take it to the bedroom?"
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>Her eyes bulge "Y-you mean that?"
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"I say what I mean and I mean what I say, don't I?"
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>"Y-yeah you do..." she says, giving you the bedroom eyes
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>As you walk to your room you can see Fluttershy get visibly sleepy
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>She's practically shuffling
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>Her hooves moving in such a way that-
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>Not yet
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>Soon, but not yet
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>You and Fluttershy finally make it to your room
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>You hop on your bed and make the goofiest "Sexy Pose" you could make
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>Her wings puff out
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"Wingboner?"
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>"N-No..." she says, her eyes looking over your body
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>"I... I really want to do this... But... can I have some water first?"
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"Be my guest"
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>"Th-thanks" she slowly walks out
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>Not entirely according to plan, but it works
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>You hear some crashing and some plates breaking
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>Oh no
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>But they're continuing, so that means she isn't out yet
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>Strange, but you've never used a date rape drug before, so maybe she wont sleep until she's relaxed
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>You hear some water running (somehow, you didnt even know they had running water)
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>Then a gulp
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>Then a soft "You got this! You got this Fluttershy!"
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>She enters again
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>And immediately after getting on your bed, she passes out
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>It's time
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>You immediately get to work on her hooves
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>Boner for days
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>Diamond weiner
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>Her hooves are rough, yet so soft at certain parts
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>It tastes pretty damn good too
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>For it always being on the floor
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>It has a sweet taste to it
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>And the texture is beautiful
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>You take off your pants
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>Then absolutely destroy her hooves with your tongue
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>You devour their texture and make them familiar to your fingers
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>Woah mama
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>You repeat this cycle of licking, feeling, and rubbing her hooves
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>After what feels like half an hour you're about ready to finish off and send her on her way
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>Just have to make it seem like you had sex until she passed out
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>Then suddenly a swelling arises within you
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>I mean her hooves got you going but
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>This was different
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>You feel a powerful primal urge
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>You feel like a dog in heat
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>You want to have sex with this pony
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>Well your conscience doesn't, but your body isn't having anything else right now
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>You immediately flip her over, revealing her mare bits
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>her unconscious face is staring up at you
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>you're getting ready to give into your primal urges
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>then Fluttershy yawns
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>shitshitshitshit
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>She rubs her eyes before opening them
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>Her eyes practically bulge out of her head when she sees you on top of her
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>"Oh my! Is that what the drink did to you?" She eyes your erection
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>You swiftly jump away from the mare and hug the nearest wall, covering your junk
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"What drug?"
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>You quickly dress yourself again
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>"In the Appletini" she coos
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"Is that what 'extra apple' is?"
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>"Mhm. Their mix in particular can make any animal go into heat"
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"O-oh"
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>she closes in on you "Especially mares..."
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>You feel sweat on your brow
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"W-why are you awake?! You should be asleep right now!"
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>she stops moving "Huh? Why?"
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"No reason."
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>A lightbulb goes off over your head
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"You drank water earlier right?"
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>"Mhm. With that absolutely delicious flavoring you brought"
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>Shit
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>"I'm feeling great! That vial is amazing. I feel the way Pinkie Pie looks!"
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>Shitshit
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>She gives you bedroom eyes
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>"I bet I could even move like her, too"
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>nope nope nope
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>She jumps at you
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>You dodge her by a hair, and she boops her nose on the wall
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>"I-I thought we were going to have fun?"
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>you thought so too
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>But instead of "us" you thought it'd just be you
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>You dash out of your room while she recovers from her hardcore booping
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>You run outside, trying to zip up your pants and put your shirt on
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>To little success
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>Your door slams open and you see Fluttershy flying at you at a faster rate than she's ever gone before
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>As far as you know, anyway
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>You gotta get to that dumb zig's house
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>This shouldnt be happening right?
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>You'd think she'd just overdose instead of waking up
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>Your thinking is interrupted by your uncontrollable erection sticking out from your half put on pants
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>You should probably get something for that too
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>Fluttershy lunges at you again and actually hits you this time
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>But she's surprisingly light
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>She's just wrapping her hooves around your body
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>hot
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>You stop running
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>Jump in the air
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>Then come back down into a beautiful squat
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>You thought that'd do something
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>It didn't
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>Plan B
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>You jump backwards
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>In such a way that makes your back parallel to the ground
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>This is the end, Fluttershy
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>Or so you thought
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>She quickly flies off your back with a yelp
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>You just knocked the air out of yourself
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>Nice
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>You lie there with your erection pressing on your still exposed boxers
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>Fluttershy lies on top of you
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>She's saying something, but your ears are ringing
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>And you're trying to breathe again
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>You look at the butterhorse talking to you
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>You're starting to faintly hear her
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>"An... ok? Are... hurt? Did... ki... me?" She looks pretty worried
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>You also feel some breath return inside of you
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>Her breath smells odd
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>Like sweet with a hint of alcohol
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>You put your hand on Fluttershy's head, moving it down to her horse chin before lying it back on the ground
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>She lets out a huge sigh and rests her head on your chest
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"How disgusting."
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>She lies on your chest and you continue filling your body with air
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>A good 5 minutes pass
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>It's oddly calm
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>Peaceful, even
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>You feel nothing but the pressure of Fluttershy on your chest
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>You wish it could always be like this
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>But like all things, it comes to an end
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>And like most things, it's because Fluttershy is horny
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>She starts reaching for your crotch
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>You push her off and continue sprinting to Zecora's home
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>Fluttershy always close behind
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>Your hearing hasnt quite returned yet, but you can hear her muffled cries
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>"I love you Anon! I care about you so so much! Please just let me have sex with you!"
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>No way fag
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>You notice that you're nearing the entrance of the Everfree Forest
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>Perfect opportunity to lose her
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>You run into the forest
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>Fluttershy yelps and says "Anon! I-It's dangerous there!"
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>She yells a few more things, but you're too far to make out the actual words
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>She must be afraid of the forest
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>Noted.
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>You run until you're somewhat deep into the forest
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>You slow down to a walk and head towards Zecora's house
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>It takes a bit, but you finally make it
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>You got your pants and shirt on thankfully
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>On the way there, you heard rustling and "Oh my" being whispered from bushes, trees, and even above your head at some points
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>She definitely followed you here
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>You're not going to let her know that you know, or else she'll strike
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>You walk up to Zecora's door and knock on it
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>"Greetings Anonymous" she says
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"Hello Zegress"
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>she rolls her eyes "What brings you here? Did the potion get you inside of her rear?"
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"Ew no, but that is why I'm here. Mind if I come inside?"
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>"Of course, be my guest, but do be careful and leave my things at rest"
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>You nod, and head inside
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>Weird house, but at least you're not outside anymore
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>"So what about the potion brought you? Decided you didnt want to be one with the zoo?"
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"Are you actively making sex rhymes or are you just running out of things to say"
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>"A bit of both, I must admit. But that doesnt answer why question, now does it?"
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"Whatever whatever. Everything was going great. I used it on her, she was about to pass out, but it turned out she liked the taste of the stuff, so she drank it more than once"
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>"Really zigga?" Her face is one of disappointment
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"Yeah really"
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>"Severity depends on how much she has in her. It can range from ok to making her seem off on paint thinner"
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"I'm not entirely sure how much she's had"
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>Suddenly a window breaks
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>"I've had a ton of that sweetener! W-will I be ok?" Fluttershy intrudes
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>Zecora facehoofs
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>"Ok you will most likely be, but you will be full of lots of energy"
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>Fluttershy looks down then smiles "That's... good! Anon and I will need it!"
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"Will we? Will we really?"
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>"W-well how else will you fu-"
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"Thanks Zecora. Got anything to stop boners from happening?"
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>Zecora laughs "I knew you would ask something like that. Your pants looked very tight, and far from flat."
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>You let out a little snicker
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>This zig's a funny one
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>"But yes, I do have what you seek, and no side effects that leave you weak!"
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"Nice. How long does it last?"
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>"Ah yes, the big one. With this potion, you will surely never have bodily fun"
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"I'll take it right now"
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>"As you wish mastuh"
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>Jesus this Zebra is a shitlord
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>She finds a vial and gives it to you
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"Just a swig right?"
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>"Yes."
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>Suddenly Fluttershy enters the conversation again
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>"H-hey Anon! Weren't you listening to my romantic detailing of our first time, our eventual family, and our beautiful future!"
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"No."
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>Her smile fades
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>"O-oh..."
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"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a dick that needs breaking"
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>You take a hearty swig from the vial and set it down
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>Oddly sweet
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>Fluttershy is practically crying, going hysterical over how "We couldve had children" and "The least you could do is have sex with me!"
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>You weren't paying attention to the brunt of it, but you did say one thing
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"No."
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>You begin to feel your peenor deflate
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>Hell yeah
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>Also Fluttershy stopped going crazy for a second
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>Hell yeah
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>Her insanity had been replaced with a deep sadness
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>Hmm...
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>In between sobs, Fluttershy says "I-I just liked you Anon."
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>Hmmmmm...
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>She starts bawling
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>Oh jeez
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>"I-I didn't want any of this to happen I... I'm so sorry Anon... I just wanted to make you happy."
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>Oh no
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"If you wanted me to be happy, then why didn't you leave me alone?"
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>Nailed it
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>Fluttershy looks with an assertive gaze, trying not to sob "Because I knew you never wanted me to..."
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"No I'm pretty sure I did actually"
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>shit
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>Her stern face sinks back into a sad one "I would've been fine just being friends, if it meant you wouldn't hate me"
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"You could've said so a long time ago"
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>She bites her lip "W-well yeah... but I still felt a hope in me... a hope that maybe... just maybe, you would love me back eventually"
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>You put your hands to your face
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"Look. I'm not in the mood to talk about this shit ok? My peenie weenie doesnt even work anymore so I dont know what you want from me"
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>She looks ridiculously sad
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>Fuck
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"Let's just both go home"
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>Zecora is dumbfounded
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>"Dayum zigga you swerved that bitch!"
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>If you weren't so filled with hate and regret you would laugh so hard at that
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"Whatever, you Porch Donkey."
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>And with that, you and Fluttershy leave Zecora's home, going your seperate ways home
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>You go to sleep the moment you get home
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>The sting of regret and anger nestling in your head
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>God damnit
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>Day Whosamawhatsit in Equestria
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>Wake up
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>A belated usual shit, shave, shower
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>A tardy but usual knock on the door
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>Fluttershy
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>"I-is um... Is date rape your fetish?" She asks, a bit more hesitant than usual
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"No. Look. I'm friendzoning you right now. Hear me? You and I are friends, nothing more, nothing less."
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>Fluttershy practically jumps out of her skin in delight
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>She does a whole backflip with her wings and whatnot
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"This isnt a good thing for you"
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>She ignores you and keeps giggling and cheering herself on
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"I know that you said you wouldnt mind just being friends and all, but why are you THIS happy?"
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>"Because now I know you don't hate me." She says calmly
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"Wrong. I'm only giving you this 'fine luxury' so you can know your place in my life"
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>"Mhm" she says smugly
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"Whatever. Just leave, friend."
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>"Ok 'friend.' Tomorrow i'll try to guess the deepest darkest thing you like, just like I always do."
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"I can demote you to literal stranger you know"
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>She lets out an innocent laugh "Oh but I think we know eachother a little bit too much to be just strangers"
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"Well from my experience, acting can make lies into realities. Now leave before I make it happen."
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>"Ok 'friend.' See you tomorrow"
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"Yeah whatever"
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>"I love you... as a friend..." she blushes
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"Uhuh sure"
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>You slam your door on her
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>She looked happy at least, you thought
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>You're not into horsepussy, but you also aren't a monster
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>You're in a world where people rarely even feel the emotion of hatred
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>You certainly dont want to ruin that rarity by being mad all the time
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>So maybe you can just give in slightly this time
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>No romance, but not a flat out hatred either
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>Being a pony pleaser sucks
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>But at least you probably don't have to deal with her trying to make overtly sexual advances on you
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>Right?
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>Suddenly you hear a noise coming from inside your room
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>You walk inside to see Fluttershy looking underneath your bed and all around your room for...
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>Something
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"What the hell are you doing"
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>"Um... finding out what my new friend likes by looking at his things?" She has a guilty smile on her face
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"Get out of here, horseface"
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>"Ok... but I WILL be back tomorrow to ask my friend about what he likes, if that's ok with you"
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>She trots slowly, before posing in a way that shows off her legs
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>And hooves
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>"I have a feeling that I'll guess it right this time" she smirks
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>Fuckin Fluttershy,
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>Your new friend.
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