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Floor Bored and The Delivery Man

By I_Luv_P0nes
Created: 2021-02-08 06:06:51
Updated: 2023-03-31 09:55:03
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >Be delivery man
  2. 2.
    >"Hello ma'-"
  3. 3.
    >"Woah what the fuck it smells like a dead body in here"
  4. 4.
    >Floorb turns around
  5. 5.
    >She walks up to you
  6. 6.
    >Somehow the stench gets worse
  7. 7.
    >You puke all over yourself and floorb
  8. 8.
    >The smelly smells combining smell even smellier
  9. 9.
    >Puke more
  10. 10.
    >Repeat until dry heaving on ground
  11. 11.
    >Floobr checks to see if you're ok
  12. 12.
    >Bad choice
  13. 13.
    >She suffocates you in her stench
  14. 14.
    >Moldy
  15. 15.
    >Like you'd left ice cream in a disconnected freezer for over a month
  16. 16.
    >Now with the added bonus of your lunch
  17. 17.
    >You breathe your last breaths as your life flashes before your eyes
  18. 18.
    >Floorb looks at you and the last thing you see is a smelly horse covered in your juices
  19. 19.
    >"Well... shit"
  20. 20.
    >U r ded
  21. 21.
     
  22. 22.
    >Be floorb
  23. 23.
    >Huh?
  24. 24.
    >Is he dead?
  25. 25.
    >And he was kinda cute, too
  26. 26.
    >I mean he did puke on you but hey
  27. 27.
    >Its probably the first time a guy's ever lathered you with juices
  28. 28.
    >"Well shit" you say
  29. 29.
    >This green boy sexy
  30. 30.
    >Maybe you can have a little fun before you call the proper authorities
  31. 31.
    >Drag hyooman into lair of darkness
  32. 32.
    >secrets
  33. 33.
    >and ramen noodle packets
  34. 34.
    >Clear off your table full of dirty dishes
  35. 35.
    >Oh shoot
  36. 36.
    >You forgot the chinese
  37. 37.
    >The corpse had you distracted
  38. 38.
    >Get your delivered food
  39. 39.
    >Split it in two
  40. 40.
    >Sit hunk on one seat
  41. 41.
    >You take seat across from him
  42. 42.
    >"You dont come here often, huh?"
  43. 43.
    >"I'd remember a face like yours"
  44. 44.
    >"What's wrong? You havent even touched your food"
  45. 45.
    >His body droops
  46. 46.
    >Well this is boring
  47. 47.
    >Time to get to work
  48. 48.
    >Sit anon in prized gaming chair
  49. 49.
    >Many a game were played while sitting here
  50. 50.
    >Many a cloops were had
  51. 51.
    >Strip big boy of his grody puke clothes
  52. 52.
    >Mount him
  53. 53.
    >It feels very different when they're dead
  54. 54.
    >And not plastic
  55. 55.
    >Not good
  56. 56.
    >Hop off
  57. 57.
    >Drag him off of your chair
  58. 58.
    >Call cleanup crew
  59. 59.
    >"Yeah... another one"
  60. 60.
    >"Hey look! I try my best alright things add up and i'm a busy mare alright?"
  61. 61.
    >"10 minutes? Alright"
  62. 62.
    >Hang up
  63. 63.
    >Wait
  64. 64.
    >Play with dead peepee some more
  65. 65.
    >Get bored again
  66. 66.
    >Play vidya
  67. 67.
    >Hear a knock on door
  68. 68.
    >Open door
  69. 69.
    >Hazmat units come in and give you the stink eye
  70. 70.
    >Ha
  71. 71.
    >They drag out the delivery boy
  72. 72.
    >Head hazmat walks up to you
  73. 73.
    >"Hey uh... any reason why the boy was naked?" It asks
  74. 74.
    >"Smelled bad" you reply
  75. 75.
    >"Um... riight" It walks back nervously
  76. 76.
    >Cleanup crew finishes their job
  77. 77.
    >You get back to playing vidya
  78. 78.
    >That was the 3rd delivery boy this month
  79. 79.
    >New record
  80. 80.
    Da End

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