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Floor Bored and The Delivery Man
By I_Luv_P0nesCreated: 2021-02-08 06:06:51
Updated: 2023-03-31 09:55:03
Expiry: Never
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>Be delivery man
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>"Hello ma'-"
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>"Woah what the fuck it smells like a dead body in here"
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>Floorb turns around
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>She walks up to you
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>Somehow the stench gets worse
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>You puke all over yourself and floorb
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>The smelly smells combining smell even smellier
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>Puke more
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>Repeat until dry heaving on ground
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>Floobr checks to see if you're ok
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>Bad choice
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>She suffocates you in her stench
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>Moldy
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>Like you'd left ice cream in a disconnected freezer for over a month
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>Now with the added bonus of your lunch
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>You breathe your last breaths as your life flashes before your eyes
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>Floorb looks at you and the last thing you see is a smelly horse covered in your juices
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>"Well... shit"
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>U r ded
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>Be floorb
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>Huh?
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>Is he dead?
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>And he was kinda cute, too
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>I mean he did puke on you but hey
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>Its probably the first time a guy's ever lathered you with juices
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>"Well shit" you say
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>This green boy sexy
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>Maybe you can have a little fun before you call the proper authorities
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>Drag hyooman into lair of darkness
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>secrets
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>and ramen noodle packets
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>Clear off your table full of dirty dishes
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>Oh shoot
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>You forgot the chinese
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>The corpse had you distracted
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>Get your delivered food
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>Split it in two
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>Sit hunk on one seat
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>You take seat across from him
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>"You dont come here often, huh?"
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>"I'd remember a face like yours"
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>"What's wrong? You havent even touched your food"
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>His body droops
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>Well this is boring
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>Time to get to work
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>Sit anon in prized gaming chair
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>Many a game were played while sitting here
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>Many a cloops were had
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>Strip big boy of his grody puke clothes
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>Mount him
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>It feels very different when they're dead
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>And not plastic
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>Not good
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>Hop off
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>Drag him off of your chair
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>Call cleanup crew
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>"Yeah... another one"
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>"Hey look! I try my best alright things add up and i'm a busy mare alright?"
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>"10 minutes? Alright"
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>Hang up
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>Wait
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>Play with dead peepee some more
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>Get bored again
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>Play vidya
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>Hear a knock on door
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>Open door
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>Hazmat units come in and give you the stink eye
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>Ha
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>They drag out the delivery boy
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>Head hazmat walks up to you
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>"Hey uh... any reason why the boy was naked?" It asks
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>"Smelled bad" you reply
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>"Um... riight" It walks back nervously
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>Cleanup crew finishes their job
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>You get back to playing vidya
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>That was the 3rd delivery boy this month
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>New record
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Da End
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