Anonfilly Shitposting Incorporated 2


                                            >Four years.

                                            >Four FUCKING years.

                                            >You've kept Anonfilly Shitposting Inc. under purple's radar

                                            >You founded a whole SECTOR for this company, make the best elusive tactics BOTH WORLDS have ever dreamed of seeing

                                            >And what do you get for that?

                                            >A pink slip

                                            >Fired

                                            >Gone

                                            >All because little miss perfect unicorn founder FUCK decided to grow a pair of wings and declare the whole operation LEGAL

                                            >And Twi didn't even argue, just said "if you say so"

                                            >Princess of Shitposting, that's her fucking official title

                                            >The new corprate building casts a shadow directly on Twiggle's crystal bullshit

                                            >That was YOUR damn plan, YOUR damn revenge for her leaving you all out in the dust

                                            >AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET TO EXPERENCE IT

                                            >YOU WERE GONNA PISS OUT THE WINDOW ON THAT SPARKLY EYESORE

                                            >But no, instead of a cozy promotion to keep things running, you get nothing

                                            >You, and the fillies you recruited

                                            >But that's not it, that's not gonna be the end of it

                                            >Because who did they fire?

                                            >It wasn't research and development, they're too important to fire

                                            >It wasn't filly resources, they needed someone to laugh at for all reports

                                            >It wasn't the earth corps, they're too good at fancy footwork

                                            >It was the goddamn covert sector

                                            >And what did the covert sector do?

                                            >Dirty deeds, and for dirt cheap

                                            >And you're gonna do the dirtiest deed of all

                                            >You're bringing back Equestria's Most Wanted

                                            >You could keep the fillies under the radar this long, it should be a cakewalk for just one mare

                                            >You covered for fillies messier than her

                                            >You hid disasters more overt than her

                                            >You've smuggled illegal party supplies bigger than her

                                            >And you've done it all just to see the look on horrified pony faces at the outcome

                                            >So you're gonna grab what's left of your dissolved sector

                                            >And you'll bring her back

                                            >To serve fresh milk daily

                                            >Because that's what you do

                                            [spoiler]>Because that's the only thing you know how to do [/spoiler]