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Anonfilly Shitposting Incorporated 2

By FajitasAnon
Created: 16th July 2021 09:31:33 PM
14th March 2021 08:11:08 AM

  1. >Four years.
  2. >Four FUCKING years.
  3. >You've kept Anonfilly Shitposting Inc. under purple's radar
  4. >You founded a whole SECTOR for this company, make the best elusive tactics BOTH WORLDS have ever dreamed of seeing
  5. >And what do you get for that?
  6. >A pink slip
  7. >Fired
  8. >Gone
  9. >All because little miss perfect unicorn founder FUCK decided to grow a pair of wings and declare the whole operation LEGAL
  10. >And Twi didn't even argue, just said "if you say so"
  11. >Princess of Shitposting, that's her fucking official title
  12. >The new corprate building casts a shadow directly on Twiggle's crystal bullshit
  13. >That was YOUR damn plan, YOUR damn revenge for her leaving you all out in the dust
  14. >AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET TO EXPERENCE IT
  15. >YOU WERE GONNA PISS OUT THE WINDOW ON THAT SPARKLY EYESORE
  16. >But no, instead of a cozy promotion to keep things running, you get nothing
  17. >You, and the fillies you recruited
  18. >But that's not it, that's not gonna be the end of it
  19. >Because who did they fire?
  20. >It wasn't research and development, they're too important to fire
  21. >It wasn't filly resources, they needed someone to laugh at for all reports
  22. >It wasn't the earth corps, they're too good at fancy footwork
  23. >It was the goddamn covert sector
  24. >And what did the covert sector do?
  25. >Dirty deeds, and for dirt cheap
  26. >And you're gonna do the dirtiest deed of all
  27. >You're bringing back Equestria's Most Wanted
  28. >You could keep the fillies under the radar this long, it should be a cakewalk for just one mare
  29. >You covered for fillies messier than her
  30. >You hid disasters more overt than her
  31. >You've smuggled illegal party supplies bigger than her
  32. >And you've done it all just to see the look on horrified pony faces at the outcome
  33. >So you're gonna grab what's left of your dissolved sector
  34. >And you'll bring her back
  35. >To serve fresh milk daily
  36. >Because that's what you do
  37. [spoiler]>Because that's the only thing you know how to do [/spoiler]

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