Anonfilly Shitposting Incorporated 2


                                            1.
                                            
                                                >Four years.

                                            2.
                                            
                                                >Four FUCKING years.

                                            3.
                                            
                                                >You've kept Anonfilly Shitposting Inc. under purple's radar

                                            4.
                                            
                                                >You founded a whole SECTOR for this company, make the best elusive tactics BOTH WORLDS have ever dreamed of seeing

                                            5.
                                            
                                                >And what do you get for that?

                                            6.
                                            
                                                >A pink slip

                                            7.
                                            
                                                >Fired

                                            8.
                                            
                                                >Gone

                                            9.
                                            
                                                >All because little miss perfect unicorn founder FUCK decided to grow a pair of wings and declare the whole operation LEGAL

                                            10.
                                            
                                                >And Twi didn't even argue, just said "if you say so"

                                            11.
                                            
                                                >Princess of Shitposting, that's her fucking official title

                                            12.
                                            
                                                >The new corprate building casts a shadow directly on Twiggle's crystal bullshit

                                            13.
                                            
                                                >That was YOUR damn plan, YOUR damn revenge for her leaving you all out in the dust

                                            14.
                                            
                                                >AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET TO EXPERENCE IT

                                            15.
                                            
                                                >YOU WERE GONNA PISS OUT THE WINDOW ON THAT SPARKLY EYESORE

                                            16.
                                            
                                                >But no, instead of a cozy promotion to keep things running, you get nothing

                                            17.
                                            
                                                >You, and the fillies you recruited

                                            18.
                                            
                                                >But that's not it, that's not gonna be the end of it

                                            19.
                                            
                                                >Because who did they fire?

                                            20.
                                            
                                                >It wasn't research and development, they're too important to fire

                                            21.
                                            
                                                >It wasn't filly resources, they needed someone to laugh at for all reports

                                            22.
                                            
                                                >It wasn't the earth corps, they're too good at fancy footwork

                                            23.
                                            
                                                >It was the goddamn covert sector

                                            24.
                                            
                                                >And what did the covert sector do?

                                            25.
                                            
                                                >Dirty deeds, and for dirt cheap

                                            26.
                                            
                                                >And you're gonna do the dirtiest deed of all

                                            27.
                                            
                                                >You're bringing back Equestria's Most Wanted

                                            28.
                                            
                                                >You could keep the fillies under the radar this long, it should be a cakewalk for just one mare

                                            29.
                                            
                                                >You covered for fillies messier than her

                                            30.
                                            
                                                >You hid disasters more overt than her

                                            31.
                                            
                                                >You've smuggled illegal party supplies bigger than her

                                            32.
                                            
                                                >And you've done it all just to see the look on horrified pony faces at the outcome

                                            33.
                                            
                                                >So you're gonna grab what's left of your dissolved sector

                                            34.
                                            
                                                >And you'll bring her back

                                            35.
                                            
                                                >To serve fresh milk daily

                                            36.
                                            
                                                >Because that's what you do

                                            37.
                                            
                                                [spoiler]>Because that's the only thing you know how to do [/spoiler]