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Various Anonfilly Shorts
By FajitasAnonCreated: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-10-20 19:38:04
Expiry: Never
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This one's based on a pic of Anonfilly wearing paper towel tubes on her legs. Someone replied "cyberfilly"
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"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."
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>"Anon, I don't need another speech on how you don't like being a filly. Starlight already apologized enough."
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"I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine."
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>"What?"
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"Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal."
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>"Waitaminute... ANON! Put those paper towels back on those rolls! They're three bits a roll!"
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"Fuck you Purple! I do what I want!"
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>"And how do you keep coming up with those strange and unnerving speeches?!"
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"Nyx what in the FUCK are you doing?!"
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>"Only what you- [loud burp] told me to!"
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"I wasn't being literal you fucking mongrel!"
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>"...well, it's not anywhere near as bad as I thought it'd be."
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"You do realize I have to actually kill you now, right?"
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>The audio recording stopped playing.
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>"Your honor, is this not evidence enough of Nonny's guilt? The corpse was found drowned in the very same toilet next to the tape recorder."
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>"This does seem very decisive, prosecutor Trixie. Your rebuttal, Ms. Hooves?"
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>"I don't think it's relevant to the case. My client threatens to kill everypony! Even me, if I said that. Whoops."
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"Derpy, I'm making fucking good on my word."
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>You lunge for the throat, as is your only option in this situation.
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>Unfortunately, Celestia is acting as both judge and bailiff, and stops you before you make it even an inch off the ground.
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>The case was decided then and there.
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>You were found guilty of all charges- homicide, threats of violence, contempt of court, and smelling poorly.
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>The sentence is 10 years hard labor, then 100 years moon, with no chance of parole.
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>>37711356
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This will end in
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>prison
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>rape
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would it not?
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>>37711793
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>"Did you steal that ID?"
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"What? No! This is my-"
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>It strikes you that you aren't a lean, green sexy beast of a man.
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>Not any more.
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>Your ID doesn't reflect your change of state
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>Making you IDless
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>While you're talking to Copper Top
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>Near the border
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>Shit, you're about to be deported
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"I can explain."
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>"Sure you can, kid. Where're your parents?"
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"Well, Twilight was just-"
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>She's laughing.
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>She's laughing at you.
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>"Oh, that's a good one, kid. Now, go back over there before you become more paperwork. I know you wanna see the princess, but sneaking over the border isn't the way to do it."
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"See her? No, I'm gonna toss her like a ragdoll! She's the reason I'm a filly in the first place!"
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>Copper Top's expression reverts back to "unamused, and slightly defeated."
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>"See, now you're making threats against high Equestrian officials. While illegally crossing the border. You've just become more paperwork, kid."
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>Normally, this is where you'd swear vengeance unending like an anime villain
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>But this time, a more primal sense has invaded your being
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>The moment Copper Top takes a step towards you, you let loose the ancient cry of greens of old
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"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>Unphased by your sonic assault, she picks you up with ease and carries you to jail
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>Where Purple's waiting, thankfully
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>Your first act, of course, is to try to leap out of Copper's reach to Twilight's throat in a fit of rage
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>A nearby unicorn cop shoots you 37 times in the chest (in self-defense)
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>You die
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>You wake up on Earth, as a filly
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>Huh, so that's how that works.
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>Mission End
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>Rank F
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>Status: Fucked
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