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Various Anonfilly Shorts

By FajitasAnon
Created: 16th July 2021 09:31:33 PM
20th October 2021 07:38:04 PM

  1. This one's based on a pic of Anonfilly wearing paper towel tubes on her legs. Someone replied "cyberfilly"
  2.  
  3. "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."
  4. >"Anon, I don't need another speech on how you don't like being a filly. Starlight already apologized enough."
  5. "I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine."
  6. >"What?"
  7. "Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal."
  8. >"Waitaminute... ANON! Put those paper towels back on those rolls! They're three bits a roll!"
  9. "Fuck you Purple! I do what I want!"
  10. >"And how do you keep coming up with those strange and unnerving speeches?!"
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  13. "Nyx what in the FUCK are you doing?!"
  14. >"Only what you- [loud burp] told me to!"
  15. "I wasn't being literal you fucking mongrel!"
  16. >"...well, it's not anywhere near as bad as I thought it'd be."
  17. "You do realize I have to actually kill you now, right?"
  18.  
  19. >The audio recording stopped playing.
  20. >"Your honor, is this not evidence enough of Nonny's guilt? The corpse was found drowned in the very same toilet next to the tape recorder."
  21. >"This does seem very decisive, prosecutor Trixie. Your rebuttal, Ms. Hooves?"
  22. >"I don't think it's relevant to the case. My client threatens to kill everypony! Even me, if I said that. Whoops."
  23. "Derpy, I'm making fucking good on my word."
  24. >You lunge for the throat, as is your only option in this situation.
  25. >Unfortunately, Celestia is acting as both judge and bailiff, and stops you before you make it even an inch off the ground.
  26. >The case was decided then and there.
  27. >You were found guilty of all charges- homicide, threats of violence, contempt of court, and smelling poorly.
  28. >The sentence is 10 years hard labor, then 100 years moon, with no chance of parole.
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  30.  
  31. >>37711356
  32. This will end in
  33. >prison
  34. >rape
  35. would it not?
  36.  
  37. >>37711793
  38. >"Did you steal that ID?"
  39. "What? No! This is my-"
  40. >It strikes you that you aren't a lean, green sexy beast of a man.
  41. >Not any more.
  42. >Your ID doesn't reflect your change of state
  43. >Making you IDless
  44. >While you're talking to Copper Top
  45. >Near the border
  46. >Shit, you're about to be deported
  47. "I can explain."
  48. >"Sure you can, kid. Where're your parents?"
  49. "Well, Twilight was just-"
  50. >She's laughing.
  51. >She's laughing at you.
  52. >"Oh, that's a good one, kid. Now, go back over there before you become more paperwork. I know you wanna see the princess, but sneaking over the border isn't the way to do it."
  53. "See her? No, I'm gonna toss her like a ragdoll! She's the reason I'm a filly in the first place!"
  54. >Copper Top's expression reverts back to "unamused, and slightly defeated."
  55. >"See, now you're making threats against high Equestrian officials. While illegally crossing the border. You've just become more paperwork, kid."
  56. >Normally, this is where you'd swear vengeance unending like an anime villain
  57. >But this time, a more primal sense has invaded your being
  58. >The moment Copper Top takes a step towards you, you let loose the ancient cry of greens of old
  59. "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
  60. >Unphased by your sonic assault, she picks you up with ease and carries you to jail
  61. >Where Purple's waiting, thankfully
  62. >Your first act, of course, is to try to leap out of Copper's reach to Twilight's throat in a fit of rage
  63. >A nearby unicorn cop shoots you 37 times in the chest (in self-defense)
  64. >You die
  65. >You wake up on Earth, as a filly
  66. >Huh, so that's how that works.
  67. >Mission End
  68. >Rank F
  69. >Status: Fucked
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