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/RGRE/ - Twist and Dink-Head 1: Close Encounters of The Filth Kind!

By Eccentric_Anon
Created: 2021-08-20 08:58:58
Expiry: Never
anon/rgre/comedyreversed gender roles equestriadinkytwist

  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37VyS5sAzrs
  2. >/MLP/'s Twist and Dink-Head in:
  3. >Close Encounters of the Filth Kind!
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  8. >"Hey baby, ehehehe"
  9. >"Come. to Dink-Head. eheheheh eheheheh"
  10. "Uh..."
  11. >You are Anon
  12. >and right now, you're being hit on by the two verified dumbest mares in Equestria
  13. >Now, you're no stranger to getting hit on by thirsty mares, but these two are on another level
  14. >You might be able to get out of this if you play your cards right. They usually tend to...
  15. >"Heh heh, that wasth lame. Heh heh, let me try"
  16. >Twist then shoves Dink-head aside until...
  17. >"Cut it out flankhole, I'm trying to score!"
  18. >Dink-head punches twist in the side of her foreleg
  19. >"No, you cut it out!"
  20. >Twist and Dink-head begin brawling with each other
  21. >...start fighting each other.
  22. >Now's your chance
  23. >With the opportunity risen, you sprint away from the two brain-dead mares, leaving them to their fight
  24. >As you gain distance, you still hear them arguing
  25. >"Nice going jerkwad, he got away!"
  26. >Man you hate this town!
  27.  
  28. >Eheheheh be Dink-Head
  29. >Thanks to that bunghole Twist, the hot alien dude ran away.
  30. >...Alien dude...
  31. >Wait a minute....
  32. >You turn to your friend, who's since picked herself off the ground
  33. >"Hey Twist, Anon's like, an alien right? eheheheh"
  34. >"Heh heh, yeah, heh heh, I think stho"
  35. >"Aliens always have UFOs, so like, what if we took his for a joyride and went to where he's from? Then we could score with all the hot alien dudes just like in that show on TV. eheheheh"
  36. >"Heh heh, you're a geniusth Dink-head, heh heh leth go!"
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  39. >After a bit of a walk, the two of you arrive at Anon's house.
  40. >He isn't home, so now the two of you can take his UFO and you can score with all the hot human dudes!
  41. >Creeping inside, you look around for where he might be hiding it
  42. >Suddenly something catches your interest on the floor
  43. "Whoa! Hey Twist, check it out!"
  44. >A tiny UFO moves slowly across the carpet
  45. >"Heh heh, there it isth! Me firsth!"
  46. >You shove Twist away from the UFO. You're gonna be the captain here
  47. >The captain is always the mare who gets all the dick!
  48. "No way dumbass! You'll just crash it!"
  49. >You go to prepare for take-off on the tiny UFO
  50. >A sudden crunch and quite a bit of pain, you jolt back up
  51. "Uggaaaah!"
  52. >"Heh heh, you're assth is bleeding, heh heh"
  53. >Immediately forgetting the pain, you can only think of the hilarious thing your friend just said
  54. "Eheheheh you said ass! Eheheheh"
  55. >Oh well, maybe he has another one lying around?
  56. "Maybe he like, has a bigger one? Eheheheh"
  57. >The two of you search his entire living room searching his entire living room
  58. >After leaving no cushion, cabinet, or table unturned, and with no UFO, the two of you head into his kitchen
  59. >Drawer after drawer is ripped from their places, leaving piles of silverware, pots, and pans on the floor
  60. >Twist even found some matches
  61. >"Fire! Fire! heh heh heh"
  62. >While she is distracted lighting matches, you'll find the UFO and keep all the alien dudes to yourself!
  63. >It's not like Twist will never score anyway!
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  65. >Be Anon once again
  66. >After a long day of work and sexist mares, you're heading home
  67. >Having a run-in with the local nuisances, Twist and Dink-head, didn't help with the already exhausting day.
  68. >As you approach your home, you hear a commotion inside
  69. >Oh damn it, you're being robbed!
  70. >Again!
  71. >This better not end up like last time where the thief tried to hit on you when she was caught
  72. >As you run to your house, you catch a glimpse in the window to see the culprit
  73. >Or culprits in this case
  74. >It's those two parasites from earlier!
  75. >They've made a giant mess of your house for whatever reason their pea-brains came up with
  76. >You prepare to throw open the door to get them out, hoping you won't break it off the hinges from how pissed off you are
  77.  
  78. Be Dink-head again
  79. >Where the hell is this UFO?
  80. Every drawer and piece of furniture has been overturned at this point
  81. >Twist is even building a bonfire in his kitchen with all the useless alien junk you found in his house
  82. >Maybe he has it hidden outside?
  83. >Your thoughts are interrupted when suddenly, Anon bursts in the door
  84. >"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO REJECTS DOING IN MY HOUSE?!"
  85. "Uhhh, eheheheh, take me to your leader!"
  86. >Anon grabs the two of you by your band shirts and throws you and Twist out of his house
  87. >You turn to Anon to ask the all-important question
  88. "Uhhh, so does mean we don't get to steal your UFO? Eheheheheh"
  89. >Your answer comes in the form of a door slammed in your face
  90. "Hey Twist?"
  91. >Your partner-in-crime turns to you
  92. >"Heh, what Dink-head?"
  93. >"This sucks! Eheheheheh"

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