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/RGRE/ - Twist and Dink-Head 1: Close Encounters of The Filth Kind!

By Eccentric_Anon
Created: 2021-08-20 08:58:58
Expiry: Never

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    >/MLP/'s Twist and Dink-Head in:
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    >Close Encounters of the Filth Kind!
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    >"Hey baby, ehehehe"
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    >"Come. to Dink-Head. eheheheh eheheheh"
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    "Uh..."
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    >You are Anon
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    >and right now, you're being hit on by the two verified dumbest mares in Equestria
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    >Now, you're no stranger to getting hit on by thirsty mares, but these two are on another level
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    >You might be able to get out of this if you play your cards right. They usually tend to...
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    >"Heh heh, that wasth lame. Heh heh, let me try"
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    >Twist then shoves Dink-head aside until...
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    >"Cut it out flankhole, I'm trying to score!"
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    >Dink-head punches twist in the side of her foreleg
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    >"No, you cut it out!"
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    >Twist and Dink-head begin brawling with each other
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    >...start fighting each other.
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    >Now's your chance
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    >With the opportunity risen, you sprint away from the two brain-dead mares, leaving them to their fight
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    >As you gain distance, you still hear them arguing
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    >"Nice going jerkwad, he got away!"
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    >Man you hate this town!
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    >Eheheheh be Dink-Head
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    >Thanks to that bunghole Twist, the hot alien dude ran away.
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    >...Alien dude...
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    >Wait a minute....
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    >You turn to your friend, who's since picked herself off the ground
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    >"Hey Twist, Anon's like, an alien right? eheheheh"
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    >"Heh heh, yeah, heh heh, I think stho"
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    >"Aliens always have UFOs, so like, what if we took his for a joyride and went to where he's from? Then we could score with all the hot alien dudes just like in that show on TV. eheheheh"
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    >"Heh heh, you're a geniusth Dink-head, heh heh leth go!"
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    >After a bit of a walk, the two of you arrive at Anon's house.
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    >He isn't home, so now the two of you can take his UFO and you can score with all the hot human dudes!
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    >Creeping inside, you look around for where he might be hiding it
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    >Suddenly something catches your interest on the floor
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    "Whoa! Hey Twist, check it out!"
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    >A tiny UFO moves slowly across the carpet
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    >"Heh heh, there it isth! Me firsth!"
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    >You shove Twist away from the UFO. You're gonna be the captain here
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    >The captain is always the mare who gets all the dick!
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    "No way dumbass! You'll just crash it!"
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    >You go to prepare for take-off on the tiny UFO
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    >A sudden crunch and quite a bit of pain, you jolt back up
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    "Uggaaaah!"
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    >"Heh heh, you're assth is bleeding, heh heh"
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    >Immediately forgetting the pain, you can only think of the hilarious thing your friend just said
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    "Eheheheh you said ass! Eheheheh"
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    >Oh well, maybe he has another one lying around?
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    "Maybe he like, has a bigger one? Eheheheh"
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    >The two of you search his entire living room searching his entire living room
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    >After leaving no cushion, cabinet, or table unturned, and with no UFO, the two of you head into his kitchen
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    >Drawer after drawer is ripped from their places, leaving piles of silverware, pots, and pans on the floor
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    >Twist even found some matches
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    >"Fire! Fire! heh heh heh"
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    >While she is distracted lighting matches, you'll find the UFO and keep all the alien dudes to yourself!
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    >It's not like Twist will never score anyway!
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    >Be Anon once again
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    >After a long day of work and sexist mares, you're heading home
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    >Having a run-in with the local nuisances, Twist and Dink-head, didn't help with the already exhausting day.
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    >As you approach your home, you hear a commotion inside
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    >Oh damn it, you're being robbed!
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    >Again!
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    >This better not end up like last time where the thief tried to hit on you when she was caught
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    >As you run to your house, you catch a glimpse in the window to see the culprit
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    >Or culprits in this case
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    >It's those two parasites from earlier!
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    >They've made a giant mess of your house for whatever reason their pea-brains came up with
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    >You prepare to throw open the door to get them out, hoping you won't break it off the hinges from how pissed off you are
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    Be Dink-head again
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    >Where the hell is this UFO?
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    Every drawer and piece of furniture has been overturned at this point
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    >Twist is even building a bonfire in his kitchen with all the useless alien junk you found in his house
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    >Maybe he has it hidden outside?
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    >Your thoughts are interrupted when suddenly, Anon bursts in the door
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    >"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO REJECTS DOING IN MY HOUSE?!"
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    "Uhhh, eheheheh, take me to your leader!"
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    >Anon grabs the two of you by your band shirts and throws you and Twist out of his house
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    >You turn to Anon to ask the all-important question
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    "Uhhh, so does mean we don't get to steal your UFO? Eheheheheh"
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    >Your answer comes in the form of a door slammed in your face
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    "Hey Twist?"
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    >Your partner-in-crime turns to you
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    >"Heh, what Dink-head?"
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    >"This sucks! Eheheheheh"

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